Your Biggest E-Tard Moment

I was at the Ibiza in oaktown many years ago. For whatever reason, I ended up passing out in someone hotel room.

I woke up the next morning to a room full of strangers. They told me it was cool. They said I was sleeping so soundly, they just decided to leave me on the bed. Unfortunately, I didn't remember where I had parked my car the night before and ended up wondering around for an hour looking for it.

 

Pfft I've done that with alcohol at least three times.

NEXT!

 

LOL. Do tell.:sunny:

 

I would but it'd blow your mind.

 

proceed...

 

i used to work at a supermarket. i worked the cashier, and i collected carts on the weekends. this was probably the peak of my ecstasy use. i used to have a mini-van that was the ultimate chillout spot. took out the 2 middle bucket seats to have some open floor space.

anyway, i got my paycheck, on friday, and that saturday, i invited 6-8 ppl with me to work. i probably ate 5-6 pills before i clocked in at 6.

im walking around the parking lot, and i can hear the techno/trance coming from my mini-van. everyone was so fucked up, im suprised the cops never came. there were people on top of my van raving. some girl was lying down the the middle of the parking lot. ppl were peeing in bushes, and you can smell weed from a mile away. it was great. my friends even helped me collect the carts. needless to say i didnt get much work done. by 8 pm i clocked out, without teling a manager, and just left. we just drove around, bumping some bass, stopped every mile or so to get out and rave, then continue on. it was pretty awsome. we even picked up more pills later on in the night.

this is my 2nd best memory on E.

peace
TO

5-6 pills is nothing to me lol

 

"to get out and rave"..... No, sorry.

Are you just really stupid? because you talk like a 15 year old or cop, either of whom is trying way to hard.

 

When I get tired of doing glow sticks I like to tape them to the fan blades and lay under it, one time I feel asleep there and one flew off and hit me in the head so hard it left a bump. Also, my old lady has a nose ring and she had the vicks inhaler in her nose and it got stuck on her nose ring, we were too fucked up to get it off so we just left it there, lol.

 

Had some lulz at your expense, pretty funny stories !

 

i would like to know how i sound like a 15 yo, or a cop.?!.?!

we would get out of the car, rave with our glowsticks/light up toys. and when we were done, we just kept driving...

 

I strongly contest your use of the word "rave".

If you can get out of a minivan and "rave" you're lacking in some life experiences.

 

im not really sure i understand what your saying. im lacking in some life experiences? how can you say that im "lacking" some life experiences. you have no idea what ive been thru. so lets end it at that

peace
TO

 

As I just explained, I can conclude that because you think that you can "rave" around a minivan.

It's a logical conclusion to decide that you have no fucking idea what raving is like. I've never been to a full on "rave" in all it's illegal glory, but still close enough to know you're trying to act way "cooler" than you have license to.

Just the sheer noise is unmatchable by a minivan, no matter what you have in it.

A rave is a LOT of douchebags on happy drugs, you're describing a FEW douchebags being ULTRA douchebags on happy drugs. It's a pretty charged word, that doesn't lend itself to being "scaled down", IMO.

It's like saying your snake eats elephants as though it's undeniable fact, when in reality, everyone can see that your snake eats mice.

 

O.m.G , that is some funny shit there . I can't stop laughing ! I think I want to use this line as a new signature .

Minivan raving it's the latest rage !

crazy kids got ta love ya . " MINNI Rave " on , what ever the hell that is .

 

You sound like a judgemental prick.(I know that sounds harsh but..) So what if he drives a minivan! Its not about material things, it sounded like a fun get-together with a bunch of people getting along, smoking weed. So why do you have to come in and call him a 15 year old or a cop. He definitely doesn't sound like either.

A rave is a bunch of like-minded people getting together sharing peace, meeting strangers, and listening to hopefully excellent electronica. Definitely the douchebags are to a minimum. If you go to a rave maybe you could understand.

 

lol OK rrooorooshack. shh

Biggest e-tard moment of mine had to come when i decided to make a move outside at a light show party.. asked this sexy girl i just met to come down with me and if i could have a cigg.. shes down, grabs my hand lol and we make it to like 4 steps down when i completely tripped out of pure excitement lol cig in mouth ,glowticks fallin out of my pockets haha .Right in front like 12 kids playin Beruit downstairs hahhaha

 

Yea Ive done the exact same shit, only it was RAINING! Blasted some hardcore techno and rap,. soo much fun rollling...:2thumbsup:

A rave is a place, but the "rave" is all about the energy.......

 

To clarify:

I am a judgemental prick, that's why I seem that way. Don't worry, it's okay to say so.

My point wasen't that he has a minivan, my point is that a rave implies magnitude, if you have a thousand people around your minivan, that's a rave. If you have a few kids rolling in a store parking lot, that's not a rave.

By that definition of rave, I'm raving right now, I'm sitting alone in my room rolling, blasting techno.

 

And you gaave me shit for smoking H... Taking E is way more fucked up man.

 

I hope that my current E related state is keeping me from understanding some sort of sarcasm or something.