You are SO unoriginal. And once again, you are envious of my power to attract ANY person of any gender, so you resort to childish low-blows.
I was sober, thank you very much. He wasn't a dog at all, he was just a sexy Italian man with a little extra hair...Quit being so damn jealous!
Yes, I have two! Well three, if you count moony...but everyone gets a piece of her, so that's lost all meaning. I promise I will never say that again.
Eh? I thought I was your slave... what happened to that? Remember when you were the owner of your very own Lucifer Sam?
Aw, don't worry, you'll always be my slave You're the best slave a polka-dot ever had! But thanks to me, we're both going to stay in Chuck's kennel. Sorry.