I'm fucking... ahh.... LuciferSam and . . . ahh. . . Soulrebel on the sly. But I don't think they know it yet. . . . does that qualify as slander?
I'm having Pavel's baby. And Katie just gave birth to mine, but I'm going to court to have the child placed in my custody since Pavel and I would do a much better job raising a child than cold-medicine-addict Katie over here. Oh, and I'm also fucking MoonFlower on the side.