You won't believe what happened to me!

So I went to my friend's house to pick up some movies he borrowed. And when I got there he was coked out of his mind! Man it was nuts.

 

Why should I not believe it?

 

So?

I've never had really good coke, so I don't know what being coked out of one's mind is like. The dozen or so times I've done it, I was left unfazed.

 

So you had to go pick up movies that HE borrowed? You're right I don't believe it, thats fucked up.

 

Did he have enough left to give you a line?

 

I don't believe any of this...

 

..what exactly happened to you though?

 

how do you know it wasnt pepsi?

 

Unless it flaky and shimmering, I won't do it. Well, unless I'm really drunk I guess. Shit I haven't done any in over a year. Coke is way overrated.

 

coke is definitely overrated.

i still do it every time it is offered to me. fuck it

 

Fuck yeah, if it's free, hell yeah I will do it.

Is it worth the money people pay for it? Fuck no.

I'd much rather spend my money on high quality weed and beer.

 

depends on how good of a friend your coke dealer is

or i should say how much of a coke dealer your friend is
don't try to make a friend out of a coke dealer

 

There's so much coke down here, I get offered it all the time. Then it turns into us doing lines all night and I wake up feeling like shit.

 

That is an un-phenomenal occurence.

 

I don't think I've ever had weak blow.



Anyways, I'm not understanding what is not to believe- the OP.

 

After all that I sure hope you got your movies back.

Next time make sure he brings them back instead.

Hope your friend is ok.

 

Sounds like it actually happened to your friend, not to you.

 

this is why I dont lend shit to Eric Clapton..

 

I just like the way it smells...