You Won

A date with me

 

you won the privilege of giving me a backrub

 

the oppertunity to let me wax your back first.

 

you won a teabagging

 

RUDE.
you won my bathwater.

 

you won a tootsie pop wrapper

 

if there's an indian with star, you get one free anyyway.
you won my POS car.

 

you won a flat tire

 

you won a drive thru garbage.

 

you won a soft groin kick

 

Aw <3
you won the flower in my hair.

 

you won half of every thing I own







half of nothing lol

 

you won my left over grilled salmon i made tonight.

 

you won a 4 year all expenses paid trip to my basement....free ankle chains included for a limited time

 

4 years eh?
you won the outcome of keeping me in yer basement.

 

you won a cat

 

You won a used pair shoe laces, YELLOW.

 

you won a billiard pool.

 

You won my horrible cold, which is causing my throat to feel rather like someone's using a belt sander on it, and my nose to feel like someone's pouring bleach up it.

And it will cause your lungs to hurt too much to smoke your last roach in a desperate grab at analgesia.

 

you won a place on the 9 year NHS waiting list