You Won

you won a new name,,,,Bond!

 

you won a wet kiss

 

you too.

 

and you too

 

you won a year's free colonic irrigation

 

you won a tick bath....in a bathtub full of ticks

 

You've won a date with a freshly deceased grandmother

 

you won a wedding date.

 

A new pet pig

 

you won a pair of furry dice

 

a piece of crap

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you won the free use of one of my cargopants pockets for two whole minutes!!

 

you won a free prostate test.

 

you won an old bucket full of air

 

you win a new car.

 

a new house....;-)

 

a new x box controller

 

your only escape from airborne fecal matter