You won....

you win a fly by crapping.

 

You win a free car wash and wax....looks like you need one...

 

you won a red rose

 

You won a Slap Chop!

 

you won the worst hamstring charley horse ever.....at 4am while you try to sleep

 

you won a charley horse while in the window seat on an airplane with no way to straighten you leg.

 

you win some chunky milk

 

you win lactose intolerance.

 

You win a heated work space, so you don't have to work out in the cold...

 

This Chill Pill....;-)

 

you won a trip to a science lab


where you are made into a guinea pig
testing out all of "The Worst Contraceptives"
from the thread.

 

you win a sex change

 

You win hard water

 

A giant stingray

 

you win a tooth growing out of your left big toe....congratulations....you were once a twin

 

You win the coveted "head of the line at the chiropractor award"

 

you with a penny that was smashed by a train.

 

You won several hundred sick cats

 

You win the mess Bush left the United States

 

you won a lifetime supply of styrofoam peanuts.