You Won...

you win a peanut M&M

 

you win a mini dipped cone that would only tickle your appetite.

 

you win post# 26308

 

you win a bucket of rusty bolts...

 

you win a free newspaper.....from your neighbors driveway

 

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you won a pair of glasses so your old eyes can spot the stumps

 

Yes, I bent it again....

You win a white water trip down the new river gorge in W. V.

 

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Ass Tat's

 

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would that be your farm?.....

You have won a new ice cream scoop, just no ice cream cause ya been bbad....

 

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No...that would be your farm...

 

you won a mosquito bite

 

thank you one got me when I was outside trimmin' a tree branch that was hangin' a little to low....^^^^

You win a smashed finger....

 

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