You Won...

you won a months worth of free electricity.......the lightening should hit any time.

 

you won a locust invasion in your corn

 

your very own portapotty!

 

you won a blood blister

 

you won an ass cleaner.

 

you won a subpoena from Farmout for using that pic of him without permision

 

I've got more hair than that guy.... I suppose if you are out of toilet paper, that might just do the trick.

You win a massage, from a woman with lobster hands....

 

you win nose hair clippers....

 

you won a set of jumper cables and car battery...play nice now

 

you won a vw bug.

 

you won a week in north korea keep your head low

 

you won a chance to win a chance to win a chance at winning a million dollars

 

you won a card signed by every HF's member. Inside it says "BBAD.......fuck you!"

 

you won a return to sender order on your mailbox

 

you have just won a fountain pen, but wait, if you post really really fast, you get a second fountain pen with free shipping.....

 

you won my headache

 

you won a freshly caught fish......regurgitated from a bald eagle....open wide.

 

you won a haircut from a remote control helicopter

 

you won.........your very own thread!

 

you won a Chinese game show