You WON.....

A months vacation to my fav place, the big island of Hawaii.....

 

you win a strawberry dipped in chocolate....

I never been to Hawaii...afraid to fly...

 

you win one of my special chinese food farts

 

you win one of the little one stinky dirty diapers....just pm me your address and I'll send it right up....

 

Ill pass



You won a free dinner date....just Pm Rollingalong your address

 

you won a broken bungie cord

 

you won a $500 an hour hooker...but you have to pay upfront

 

You have won a free hooker.

 

you won a cheezit that I found under the fridge

 

you win a summer filled with hot sweaty sex....enjoy....

 

you won an all expense paid trip to Canada...for the whole summer...I cant wait for you to get here

 

you just won an all expenses paid summer trip to the farm, where your days will be filled with thrilling chores, such as fecal removal from the barn time, mowing hillsides with a scythe, howing long rows of crops, followed by fun evening adventures such as: turning the composting piles, including the aromatic humanure compost, cooking farmouts meals, giving him massages when he wants, tuning the bass, and maybe even holding it when he pee's, no stupid, hold the bass and various other fun endeavours.....

 

....ummm...no thanks:leaving:




You won a random smashing of all your windows and slashing of all your tires

 

You have won a free snack.

 

you won a lesbian girlfriend

 

you won a bum knee

 

You have won a cute little sewer rat.

 

you won a basement flood

 

you won a timeout in the corner.....

 

you won whatever is on my finger