You WON.....

you won a new apartment.....#39 on cell block B

 

1st dibs on jay leno's garbage

 

you won a trip off the great wall of China

 

lol.

you won a piece of tissue paper that's been folded in half 23 times

 

you won a defective parachute

 

season tickets...to "the view"

 

a kiss from Barbara Walters ......a really wet one with tongue jabs :ack2:

 

the entire sean connery playgirl collection

 

you won a non working alternator for a 83-86 Toyota Tercel with a 1.5L

 

a working pinto engine

 

you won a seven foot long necktie.....and a garden tiller

 

you win a fucked up looking chipmunk

 

YES!!!!



You win an autographed photograph of Bea Arthur.

 

you win a regular toast

 

Sorry, you win a big truck load of TWINKIES..... LOL

 

you win an amityville toaster.

(in case you don't know where this is from watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHEy4MYvxo

 

you win a date with your favorite female cartoon character

 

(she does have some fucking big tits! lol!)

you win a date with the mummy of your dreams.

 

You win the contents of Tutenkhamen's canopic jars.

 

you win a rectal scope...your appointment is in 30 minutes