You WON.....

you just won a lifetime of backpain

 

you just won a brand new YUGO.....

 

I have one...a really good one that I can barely lift..every old guy that sees it always wants to buy it..which means its a good one

You win free steel toe workbook test....when I drop my anvil on your toes

 

You've won a free ear piercing. What size hole do you want? I have half inch drill bit or a half inch mortise chisel if you want a square hole. Your choice.

 

you won the used wax from a waxing salon

 

you have won a free subscription to cat fancy

 

you one a painting of the kiss except with sock monkeys

 

lol! you have won....

 

a half eaten pickle

 

Congrats Deranged!

You won a Star Wars pillowcase!

 

an expired level 80 WoW account

 

an empty bottle of gatoraide....

 

you won a pencil




.....unfortunately its jammed into your ear

 

you are the proud owner of a 63 vette, totalled of course....

 

You have won Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen corpse. No, it doesn't work.

 

..nevermind. haha

 

You've won a fabulous intoxicated orangutan

 

you just won a freebie tickee to the biggest little whore house in Texas....

 

you won a ride on my trailer hitch ball

 

You won the left rear door of a white '93 automobile.