You WON.....

I just made a will

you win a piece of my estate

you inherited my booger collection

 

Oh yea, well this surprise carrot cake has glass shards in it.

 

you won a cookie shaped like a dog bone

 

*lights bag of dog doo on fire*

*runs*

Just what you always wanted.

 

you won a chicken dinner

 

Sweet!

And you won the guest pass!

 

You win another chicken dinner. With applesauce, though.

 

you won a copy of the key to the bathroom at the gas station

 

You won a poop I found in the bathroom at the gas station.

 

you won an awesome username...oh wait....you already have one

 

Somehow it still feels like I won something, though. You win twenty dollars and a shovel full of ice cubes.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSrXpFb7jFo

:cheers2:

 

a bag of used charcoal

 

you win a piece of burnt toast....

 

you win a plum

 

you win a lily from my flower garden...

 

you win a tattoo of a lily

 

you win a cat with no tail....

 

(a cat lives across the street from me who has no tail and his name is lucifer lol!) you win some catnip