You WON.....

you win a trip to a salon to get a full body wax....enjoy and post the pictures...

 

you won the wax

 

you won a slightly used,low mileage zamboni

 

you won stale chips

 

you won a free surprise poke in the eye

 

you won a double wide trailer(never mind the banjo music)

 

you won a free subpoena listing all your criminal charges for downloading copyrighted material from torrents

 

you won monica lewinskys blue dress,no cigars included

 

you won a free bald tire on a rim that doesnt fit any car you have

 

you won a free wino each month for a year

 

you won a free bag of fake weed

 

you won a slumber party at michael jacksons house

 

you won a free movie ticket for a showing last night

 

you won the american embassey in iraq..keep yer head down

 

you win a boat ride in the Florida everglades in a rubber raft....watch out for gators...

 

you won a free makeover by tammy faye baker

 

you win dog with a bad case of fleas....

 

you won a pickle....instructions for what to do with it are in another thread

 

a lifetime subscription to playgirl

 

you win a snake in your toilet....you better look before you sit down....