You WON.....

you won the great wall of china

 

you win cat with no hair....

 

you won 3 days and nights at the bates motel

 

you won a spaceship trip....its coming later...it will be hiding behind Haleys comet and you must be wearing white Nike's or else they wont let you kill yourself and go aboard.

...and send me all your cash before you kill yourself.

 

Grenade. Pin pulled.

 

a lukewarm beer that was opened two days ago and left on the picnic table.

 

a wet 20 minute make out session with her.

 

you won a free anal fissure (youre gonna have to look up a pic yourself)

 

You win a pet Cthulhu

 

you won a torture chamber

 

you win an apple with a worm in it...but you didn't know it had a worm until you bite into it and only find half the worm...

 

you won a fire ant nest

 

you win a free amputation of your choice

 

you won a tribe of pygmy mud wrestlers

 

you win a mud pie....

 

You win a home suicide kit.

 

you won the chinese womens swim team

 

you win the squirrel thats eating my strawberries....

 

you won the caddyshack gopher and as a added bonus,carl the groundskeeper

 

You've won an electrical dog collar......I'll even put it on your neck for you.