You WON.....

a boob job... a hand job but for boobs..

 

you won a racing submarine

 

you won a used fleshlight!

 

a lifetime supply of roadkill

 

A jar of tadpoles and some pop rocks.

 

moldy stale beer!

 

you win all summer grounded in your room....

 

you won a years supply of asshole remarks

 

geoffry dommer's personal suvenier collection

jeebus i can't spell. someone please say i win a dictionary.

 

you won whats left of jimmy hoffa(if ya can find him)

 

you win a scratch on your favorite cd...

 

you win a cadaver in your bed

 

you won the bermuda triangle

 

you won the manbearpig

 

you won a weeks vacation at alcatraz island

 

you win a clone so you can be in two places at the same time...

 

now that i can use! lol you won the planet of you choice

 

you win a good nights sleep...

 

that too i can use....you won all the known universe

 

you win a ride on the space shuttle....