You WON.....

You have won a kiss from my dog.......just move your face a bit closer.

 

you win a free screen cleaner...it only cleans a small spot though

 

you win a pocket pussy made entirely from sea urchins! yay!

 

you win a free asphyxiation

 

you win a perm.

 

you won a free enema ...




.....with the garden hose

 

you won a enema with a gas nozzle......



.....on second thought maybe a framing nail gun.

 

you won a close up view of the bottom of my car

 

you win a free foot massage....

 

you won my roommates debt. good luck paying that off.

 

you won a moldy cigarette I found under the seat of an old truck

 

you win a pet mole for your back yard....

 

A trip to Mexico City!

 

you have won a trip to North Korea.

 

you won a free vacation to Alaska....




....its an unpaid internship as a crabfisher on a leaky boat in the middle of winter.....enjoy

 

you won nothing

 

you won a sense of humour.....to replace the one you lost

 

You win cramps..... yay you

 

you win a surprise visit from the dateline to catch a predator film crew

 

you win a rubber duckie....