you think aliens want humanity destroyed

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  1. Driftrue

    Driftrue Banned

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    i was implying we could be something other than we are, without knowing it. i don't know. maybe we're a biological weapon, yeah.
    or maybe we transform into missiles.
     
  2. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Right after we all go to heaven, God will transform us into missiles and use us to destroy the infidels! Embrace your destiny! Kill thy infidel neighbor who dares defy God, and God will reward you in the afterlife. Blow up Wall Street, and you get extra points.
     
  3. Gimme some of that talk, woo! Yeah baby, c'mon!
     
  4. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Rah, rah, siscumba, go team go.
     
  5. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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  6. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    You can turn a nice profit too, selling people insurance for the afterlife. For the right price, I can guarantee you come back as a hypersonic missile. Its the gift that keeps on giving, even after the energizer bunny bites the big one! A photograph of your new incarnation as a hypersonic missile can be sent to your loved ones for a small extra charge. Of course, In God We Trust, all others pay cash.
     
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  7. There you go. Give Asmo a good talking to! Fuck yeah, that's hot.
     
  8. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I'm just wondering what this has to do with the possibility of extraterrestrial aliens wanting to annihilate humanity.
     
  9. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Even the aliens know and fear The Almighty Dollar!
     
  10. I would just like to restate that advanced extraterrestrials probably aren't obsessed with violence like we are.
     
  11. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Doesn't mean they don't use it in a very pragmatic way.
     
  12. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    The aliens are obsessed with people's obsession with violence. They like to watch, and take anal measurements.
     
  13. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Your mom likes to watch and take anal measurements.
     
  14. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Would you like to meet her?
     
  15. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I don't have any US dollars myself :-D

    ok, I'll stop now. JK, not intend to serious offend ;)
     
  16. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    She accepts all major credit cards.
     
  17. You shouldn't talk about your mother that way.
     
  18. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    pretty simply, they don't. most have no idea we exist, and those who do, either wish us well with hands off, or have other uses for us. at least potentially.

    if you see a sky full of ships from other worlds, no two alike, that might be the galactic welcome wagon, but if all of them look like they came off the same assembly line, that's not a good sign.

    but seriously, if anyone who had an ftl drive and a tractor beam wanted us destroyed, all it would take is a big enough well enough aimed rock from beyond the outermost fringes of our sollur system, where nothing we have could reach, even if it were possible to know this was going on. well its the same for any planet. planets like cities are sitting ducks.

    so what i mean by that, is if they did, we'd be long gone, and never have a chance to know what hit us when it did.

    but since everyone with that capability knows that their own worlds are equally vulnerable to destruction by the same method, well they'd have all destroyed each other.
    to prevent this sort of thing, is why, common sense logic expects there to be a galactic u.n.
     
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