you people need jesus

Perhaps we can rule out any fruit that doesn't have magical powers. Unless we've grown immune to the fruit's magical powers, because we've eaten so many fruits. Who knows what other magical powers fruit has given us. If only we could eat of the fruit of the tree of life. And the tree of big dicks, for that matter.

 

Damn. I should have thought of magic beans!

 

lmao

 

You dont know who does or doesnt run with Jesus. And if you think that wtf are you doing in these forums

 

yeeeah stellar, wtf are you doing in these forums

 

He wants me for a sunbeam.

 

Actually Candy.
You would make a really lovely sunbeam!

Actually Gal.
I think you would make a lovely sunbeam, and it is no wonder Jesus wants you!

And you can start by telling Jesus this.......




PS
Actually folks.
Thank God I am alive.
Today I celebrate 23 years of very happy Marriage to my beautiful Wife Christina.
Hallelujah!
Praise the Lord!

I fink!

 

Oh boy, must be that time of the year- the jackassery begins (sigh....smh)

 

Your wifes last name is Hallelujah?

That would make things essier in the bedroom

 

Ok, I'm still confused

Do you have to know who Jesus runs with to be on Hip forums?

Or do you have to not know, to be on Hip Forums?

 

a: jesus was cool
b: jesus was not a god
c: the bible is a mess but has some good ideas here and there
d: there is not the least shred of actual evidence linking the christian bible, or any religion's scriptures, to its, or any god.
e: you can call anything anything but that don't make it so. you can call yourself a bowl of oatmeal, but you still look funnier then hell on the kitchen table with milk on your head.
f: and just as a by the way, making a personality cult about jesus, is the almost exact opposite of everything he did try to teach.
g: yes, everything that helps people be considerate of each other is good, but goodness and the desire to be feared are still absolute binary opposites.
h: and that applies the same to a man, a god, or a nation. there is no good thing that wishes to be feared. an no wishing to be feared that is good. at all. ever. period.
i: the cause of human suffering is not some mean invisible thing that wants us to be. what would be in it for anything to do so?
(some humans do that because they think they're trying to prove something. but that's humans, not big powerful invisible things)
but it IS the hatred, and the results of that hatred, of logic, (along with that of consideration, honesty and imagination)
j: and yes, every belief would like you to think people treat each other better with and because of it then without,
but the real world does not prove this to be the case, and often the exact opposite.

 

There is no hell. Religions have been scaring people with hell for a long time.
Take religion away And you can clearly see that all things not man-made on the earth and the earth and space has been designed by something

 

Nothing comes from nothing