you people need jesus

Irminsul · Jun 29, 2019

Procreation was the initial unsettling prospect of humans overthrowing their gods, some I'm gonna say yes. Only fucking can save us. Or, it will destroy us once again.

I used to think that Anunnaki must have been a much more intelligent and advanced species but I've turned back on that somewhat. For their fights between themselves and destructive tenancies leave me to believe they aren't that much different to ourselves and nor should they be having created us in their image we inherited their own DNA.

They may be more technological advanced somewhat, but I don't think they're all that different or intelligently more evolved and maybe that's what Enlil saw, that we might actually manage to evolve past the Anunnaki and Jesus just happened to the pawn to conform the most people into the continuation of being subservient to our creators.

Boozercruiser · Jun 29, 2019

Irminsul said: ↑

I believe Jesus was a political pawn used to enslave the world under religious doctrines after the deluge some 13,000 years ago and I also believe he wasn't even aware of it.

You see, planet Nibiru was on its long elliptical orbit of 3600 years and was on its crossing path close to earth. The instability of the orbit of Nibiru caused major shifts with planets. It just couldn't hold true on its path as the gravitational pulls of the giant planets would make it basically extract and subtract from its orbit, Some passings would be farther from the sun, some passing would be closer to the sun. This basically goes along with why the Anunnaki were on earth to mine the gold. They needed gold in their planets atmosphere to shield them from the heat and the extreme cold.

Before the days of the deluge, planet Nibiru passed close to Mars and stripped her of her atmosphere. Literally just rips it right away. This caused the settling species of Mars to come to earth and like the bible says, the angels walked among humans on earth. But they also started to mingle in the affairs of humans, taking female wives.

Well this pissed off Enlil, chief commander. Demigods were being born and Enlil saw this as wicked because he knew at some point, too much interbreeding could cause the new human race to overthrow the Anunnaki. The polar ice caps were unsettling on earth and Enlil knew that the passing of Nibiru and Earth would likely cause the ice caps to shift into the water, erasing much of the planet. An easy and natural way to rid the earth of his species creation. Enki, second in command who was the architect of the human race loved his creation though and wanted to see it continued. To cut a long stoey short, Nibiru passed, the ice caps fell into the ocean, the world was wiped clean, select few people survived and Enki told them to go forth and prosper.

Now at this point the mining operations were done on earth, the Anunnaki could no longer mine for gold the flood had destroyed everything and man was wildly growing into civilisation. Enlil once again saw their own creation, which was laced with their own DNA, beginning to advance and evolve. He didn't like it because he could see once more that sooner or later humans might start revolting. And revolt they did. These are the stories of Sodom and Gormorah where the angels came down and destroyed the cities etc with nuclear weapons. All of a sudden religion was sweeping the world at every corner. The rulers of the Anunnaki had given sector's to one another and were able to lead their sects and civilisations the way they deemed fit, but this actually caused more tensions between the gods. Marduk took control of Egypt and proclaimed himself to be the one true God, Amun Ra, which undoubtly pissed a lot of territorial gods off.

Anyway fast forward a long time to Jesus. Poor Jesus. Conceived only by Enlil in attempt to enslave humanity once again. A virgin birth, not the only virgin birth there's actually reference to many of these throughout religion, the good priests have taken much of this though out of their teachings though to make Jesus birth seem a bit more fitting for their messiah. I only recently learned that the new testament was only completely finalised well past 1200AD, I mean what a load of shit right? That means that's Christian priests chopped, changed, rewrote their entire teaching over a 1200+ year period!

I recently learned about the Apocrypha which are the lost books of the new testament, basically the stuff the priests etc. didn't want included from the works of the old testament. There's lots of things in there very interesting, like Jesus being born in a cave, not a house or manger like written in the new testament. A cave wasn't fitting enough for our messiah, so they needed to rewrite what happened to make it appropriate. What a lie modern Christianity is based on.

Anyway, at this point cultural civilisation was well on its way and thanks to the Anunnaki each culture had their own religions which of course are always very similar. From Sumerian, Akkadian, Babylonian, Greek, Roman, Chinese, Japanese, Egyptian and so on have striking similarities with their gods and man started to escalate in evolution which annoyed the Anunnaki chief, Enlil. Now all these cultural religions have one thing in common.. Fear and reward from their gods and Jesus was no different. Created as a political and religious pawn to teach man the basic needs of slavery. To blindly accept faith and to follow an unseen God, promised heaven for good behaviour, and the promise of Hell if you did not. Fear and reward which enslaved humans all over again to the Anunnaki, stunting our evolution growth by religion so that we could not uprise against our gods who sensed at some point, they would be outnumbered by human advancement. Humans understood the wrath of God, as cities like Sodom and Gormorah were destroyed by his angels and people became increasingly aware that God was not someone they should be messing with and this attitude deceptively kept us in fear of God.

Jesus only prophesised for 3 years before he was executed and he was much more attracted to the lower class of people. He knew he was divine and something special but I don't think he ever knew why. In 3 short years of teaching his philosophy to the lower class, somehow the entire world became pretty pissed off with the guy. I believe that the angels/anunnaki/Enlil were basically interfering and turning people against his son on purpose. So they capture jesus and Crucify him, he outlines his philosophical beliefs during all of this saying he will rise in 3 days etc. On the cross he says "Father, why have you forsaken me" you see, because he doesn't even understand why and what his purpose was, he wasn't really loved by Enlil he was just a pawn and after his death and resurrection which was crucial to the propaganda, people started to believe.

Now that belief has lived on for 2000 years.. A belief that, as long as you stay a loyal slave to God, entrenched in a doctrine of blind belief and faith, that your soul will enter heaven, but do not do what God says and live by the fear of Satan, purgatory and hell.

And it has been the leading cause in the stunted evolution of man and man's submission ever since even until this day. Christianity had nothing to do with moral sins and had everything to do with keeping us suppressed enough so that we could not overthrow our maker in which we were getting pretty pissed off with ourselves. We learned to not question, but to blindly follow. Quite an ingenious tactic by Enlil, now the Anunnaki didn't even need to be present on earth and it had the whole world entangled into believing the same thing via different religions. Be fearful of your God and do what he says or else distain will be brought upon you.
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Wow Irm.
That was some post, and I dread to think how long it took you to write.
I couldn’t begin to answer it properly as there is so much being said there.
But I do admire your post.

Irminsul · Jun 29, 2019

Boozercruiser said: ↑

Wow Irm.
That was some post, and I dread to think how long it took you to write.
I couldn’t begin to answer it properly as there is so much being said there.
But I do admire your post.
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About 15mins and then a few mins to read over and edit. I was happy with the way it came out. I know I skipped over a lot of what I wanted to go through but I also know the longer the post the less chance people are going to read it even though I know it will be laughed at and like I always say, rightly so. But I'm just throwing some things out there that at least make the most sense to me and try to offer a different perspective to the norm and for me if I'm going to take religion and history in any sense of seriousness, then I'm going to actually read into it, study, cross check my references make sure from a historical viewpoint, I'm on point.

Thanks for reading though.

neonspectraltoast · Jun 29, 2019

All that said, given that religion is a means of control, and therefore all of its precepts, I assume, what kind of world do you think we should be living in, Irmie? Does working itself mean we are slaves to some kind of genetic programming?

Henderson · Jun 29, 2019

Irminsul said: ↑

I believe Jesus was a political pawn used to enslave the world under religious doctrines after the deluge some 13,000 years ago and I also believe he wasn't even aware of it.

You see, planet Nibiru was on its long elliptical orbit of 3600 years and was on its crossing path close to earth. The instability of the orbit of Nibiru caused major shifts with planets. It just couldn't hold true on its path as the gravitational pulls of the giant planets would make it basically extract and subtract from its orbit, Some passings would be farther from the sun, some passing would be closer to the sun. This basically goes along with why the Anunnaki were on earth to mine the gold. They needed gold in their planets atmosphere to shield them from the heat and the extreme cold.

Before the days of the deluge, planet Nibiru passed close to Mars and stripped her of her atmosphere. Literally just rips it right away. This caused the settling species of Mars to come to earth and like the bible says, the angels walked among humans on earth. But they also started to mingle in the affairs of humans, taking female wives.

Well this pissed off Enlil, chief commander. Demigods were being born and Enlil saw this as wicked because he knew at some point, too much interbreeding could cause the new human race to overthrow the Anunnaki. The polar ice caps were unsettling on earth and Enlil knew that the passing of Nibiru and Earth would likely cause the ice caps to shift into the water, erasing much of the planet. An easy and natural way to rid the earth of his species creation. Enki, second in command who was the architect of the human race loved his creation though and wanted to see it continued. To cut a long stoey short, Nibiru passed, the ice caps fell into the ocean, the world was wiped clean, select few people survived and Enki told them to go forth and prosper.

Now at this point the mining operations were done on earth, the Anunnaki could no longer mine for gold the flood had destroyed everything and man was wildly growing into civilisation. Enlil once again saw their own creation, which was laced with their own DNA, beginning to advance and evolve. He didn't like it because he could see once more that sooner or later humans might start revolting. And revolt they did. These are the stories of Sodom and Gormorah where the angels came down and destroyed the cities etc with nuclear weapons. All of a sudden religion was sweeping the world at every corner. The rulers of the Anunnaki had given sector's to one another and were able to lead their sects and civilisations the way they deemed fit, but this actually caused more tensions between the gods. Marduk took control of Egypt and proclaimed himself to be the one true God, Amun Ra, which undoubtly pissed a lot of territorial gods off.

Anyway fast forward a long time to Jesus. Poor Jesus. Conceived only by Enlil in attempt to enslave humanity once again. A virgin birth, not the only virgin birth there's actually reference to many of these throughout religion, the good priests have taken much of this though out of their teachings though to make Jesus birth seem a bit more fitting for their messiah. I only recently learned that the new testament was only completely finalised well past 1200AD, I mean what a load of shit right? That means that's Christian priests chopped, changed, rewrote their entire teaching over a 1200+ year period!

I recently learned about the Apocrypha which are the lost books of the new testament, basically the stuff the priests etc. didn't want included from the works of the old testament. There's lots of things in there very interesting, like Jesus being born in a cave, not a house or manger like written in the new testament. A cave wasn't fitting enough for our messiah, so they needed to rewrite what happened to make it appropriate. What a lie modern Christianity is based on.

Anyway, at this point cultural civilisation was well on its way and thanks to the Anunnaki each culture had their own religions which of course are always very similar. From Sumerian, Akkadian, Babylonian, Greek, Roman, Chinese, Japanese, Egyptian and so on have striking similarities with their gods and man started to escalate in evolution which annoyed the Anunnaki chief, Enlil. Now all these cultural religions have one thing in common.. Fear and reward from their gods and Jesus was no different. Created as a political and religious pawn to teach man the basic needs of slavery. To blindly accept faith and to follow an unseen God, promised heaven for good behaviour, and the promise of Hell if you did not. Fear and reward which enslaved humans all over again to the Anunnaki, stunting our evolution growth by religion so that we could not uprise against our gods who sensed at some point, they would be outnumbered by human advancement. Humans understood the wrath of God, as cities like Sodom and Gormorah were destroyed by his angels and people became increasingly aware that God was not someone they should be messing with and this attitude deceptively kept us in fear of God.

Jesus only prophesised for 3 years before he was executed and he was much more attracted to the lower class of people. He knew he was divine and something special but I don't think he ever knew why. In 3 short years of teaching his philosophy to the lower class, somehow the entire world became pretty pissed off with the guy. I believe that the angels/anunnaki/Enlil were basically interfering and turning people against his son on purpose. So they capture jesus and Crucify him, he outlines his philosophical beliefs during all of this saying he will rise in 3 days etc. On the cross he says "Father, why have you forsaken me" you see, because he doesn't even understand why and what his purpose was, he wasn't really loved by Enlil he was just a pawn and after his death and resurrection which was crucial to the propaganda, people started to believe.

Now that belief has lived on for 2000 years.. A belief that, as long as you stay a loyal slave to God, entrenched in a doctrine of blind belief and faith, that your soul will enter heaven, but do not do what God says and live by the fear of Satan, purgatory and hell.

And it has been the leading cause in the stunted evolution of man and man's submission ever since even until this day. Christianity had nothing to do with moral sins and had everything to do with keeping us suppressed enough so that we could not overthrow our maker in which we were getting pretty pissed off with ourselves. We learned to not question, but to blindly follow. Quite an ingenious tactic by Enlil, now the Anunnaki didn't even need to be present on earth and it had the whole world entangled into believing the same thing via different religions. Be fearful of your God and do what he says or else distain will be brought upon you.
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That was most interesting, and very well done!

I'minmyunderwear · Jun 29, 2019

StellarCoon said: ↑

Do you pray to Fucking?
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i pray for fucking, does that count?

M_Ranko · Jun 29, 2019

StellarCoon said: ↑

you people need jesus
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If Jesus is a tall, fit, athletic blonde chick with a nice tan and willing to go topless with me and give me great head, then yes, I do need Jesus.

wooleeheron · Jun 29, 2019

M_Ranko said: ↑

If Jesus is a tall, fit, athletic blonde chick with a nice tan and willing to go topless with me and give me great head, then yes, I do need Jesus.
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I saw her phone number in the bathroom at Starbucks.

M_Ranko · Jun 29, 2019

wooleeheron said: ↑

I saw her phone number in the bathroom at Starbucks.
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Area code 666?

wooleeheron · Jun 30, 2019

M_Ranko said: ↑

Area code 666?
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Worse, 90120, Beverley Hills.

Grandeur · Jun 30, 2019

I'minmyunderwear said: ↑

he's from my girlfriend's vagina.
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Which means he is your son

Grandeur · Jun 30, 2019

neonspectraltoast said: ↑

Only fucking can save us.
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How can I if I dont have a partner in my life?

Asmodean · Jun 30, 2019

StellarCoon said: ↑

Do you pray to Fucking?
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Irminsul said: ↑

Procreation was the initial unsettling prospect of humans overthrowing their gods, some I'm gonna say yes. Only fucking can save us. Or, it will destroy us once again.

I used to think that Anunnaki must have been a much more intelligent and advanced species but I've turned back on that somewhat. For their fights between themselves and destructive tenancies leave me to believe they aren't that much different to ourselves and nor should they be having created us in their image we inherited their own DNA.

They may be more technological advanced somewhat, but I don't think they're all that different or intelligently more evolved and maybe that's what Enlil saw, that we might actually manage to evolve past the Anunnaki and Jesus just happened to the pawn to conform the most people into the continuation of being subservient to our creators.
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God is fucking with you

Irminsul · Jun 30, 2019

neonspectraltoast said: ↑

All that said, given that religion is a means of control, and therefore all of its precepts, I assume, what kind of world do you think we should be living in, Irmie? Does working itself mean we are slaves to some kind of genetic programming?
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I guess we are living in a world where based off our genetics, this is pretty much what it should be like I guess and I wouldn't expect.. well the Anunnaki I guess, to be living on a world much different to our own. Not sure about other alien species. But there is some light at the end of the tunnel I can see. If I can see humanity raise the questions and search for answers then I can see us eventually moving forward past all the horrific things that seem to "human nature". Like I've said before, we've been living under slave doctrines our whole lives from religion to just general living which might sound strange, but contemplate capitalism and how free are we really in the first world? I'd consider myself quite a free person yet in reality I'm still owned by the banks and corporations just for having a mobile phone etc. Life is mapped out perfectly for being born, being educated and thrown into working system, it's perfectly orchestrated seemingly since beginning of time. I'm not sure humans really know what human nature is, I don't think we've ever really shown it. But when we do show acts of generosity and kindness then there is hope. I think.

With every new generation the missing links in our seemingly empty DNA and genome evolve and grow and I think we're doing okay with what we've got even though that may sound bad considering humans can be pretty shite, but given what we have to go by and our stunted DNA you gotta hand it to us at the same time.

Asmodean · Jun 30, 2019

If we don't destroy ourselves in the next 2 centuries we might get somewhere good, I agree

Boozercruiser · Jun 30, 2019

Irminsul said: ↑

About 15mins and then a few mins to read over and edit. I was happy with the way it came out. I know I skipped over a lot of what I wanted to go through but I also know the longer the post the less chance people are going to read it even though I know it will be laughed at and like I always say, rightly so. But I'm just throwing some things out there that at least make the most sense to me and try to offer a different perspective to the norm and for me if I'm going to take religion and history in any sense of seriousness, then I'm going to actually read into it, study, cross check my references make sure from a historical viewpoint, I'm on point.

Thanks for reading though.
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Wherever I find you I always read your excellent posts Irm.
They make a lot of common sense.
Most of the time!

Boozercruiser · Jun 30, 2019

Asmodean said: ↑

God is fucking with you
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IF there is a God Asm.
Both he and his Son are fucking with us all!

Asmodean · Jun 30, 2019

I like how the sentence can be interpreted 2 ways:

God is FUCKING with you!

God is fucking WITH you!

Vanilla Gorilla · Jun 30, 2019

Driftrue said: ↑

he carried a massive heavy cross
for your sins, i might add
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Never found a decent explanation of what that actually means - Jesus died for our sins

How did the rules change in regards to our sins before Jesus died compared to after

And why get nailed to a cross? Why not like bake a cake....Jesus baked a cake for our sins

Boozercruiser · Jun 30, 2019

Asmodean said: ↑

I like how the sentence can be interpreted 2 ways:

God is FUCKING with you!

God is fucking WITH you!
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The good thing about all this is that God started populating this Earth using One Hundred Pounds Of Clay.
(True Story)!

Then he created Adam and Eve.
After eating lots of apples, they obviously fucked a lot, and God look at us all now on this Earth.

Fucked good and proper!

Actually this song is really a lovely song.
Just don't take it too seriously!

[Verse 1]
He took a hundred pounds of clay
And then He said, "Hey, listen"
"I'm gonna fix this-a world today"
"Because I know what's missin' "
Then He rolled His big sleeves up
And a brand new world began
He created a woman and a lots of lovin' for a man
Whoa-oh-oh, yes he did

[Verse 2]
With just a hundred pounds of clay
He made my life worth livin'
And I will thank Him every day
For every kiss you're givin'
And I'll thank Him every night
For the arms that are holdin' me tight
And He did it all with
Just a hundred pounds of clay
Yes he did, whoa-oh, yes He did

[Bridge]
Now can'tcha just see Him a-walkin' 'round and 'round
Pickin' the clay uppa off the ground?
Doin' just what He should do
To make a livin' dream like you

[Verse 3]
He rolled His big sleeves up
And a brand new world began
He created a woman and a lots of lovin' for a man
Whoa-oh-oh, yes he did
With just a hundred pounds of clay

[Outro]
People, let me tall ya what He did
With just a hundred pounds of clay

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