you people need jesus

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  1. Boozercruiser

    Boozercruiser Kenny Lifetime Supporter

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    Sitting there listening to someone sing that to me all day and night long like that looks like....

    Chinese water torture to me Meliai! :grinning:
     
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  2. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I'm very adaptable. If you don't act out of the ordinary in public and are discrete about what you do behind closed doors you will blend in fine! :)

    It's the standard name for Jesus in arabian. Like Ibrahim for Abraham.
     
  3. Meliai

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    My son's name is Abraham
    And when I was pregnant I was at an "indian" restaurant owned by a Pakistani couple and the owner asked what name I had picked out and I said Abraham
    And she looked very angry and said "Ibrahim? That is a paki name!"
    And I slowly backed away

    Yup yup

    Guess you've never heard of Abraham Lincoln, BEYOTCH
    Is what I should have said

    Well that's my pointless story.
     
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  4. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    It's not even paki in origin lol
     
  5. mallyboppa

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    I know three Pakis named Ibrahim its common !
     
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  6. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    There's a lot written about him then, because in the New Testament he basically goes missing from ages 3-30. But he's written about as St. Issa in the East where he studied etc. for all those years.

    After study he comes back as the philosopher, pisses off everybody within 3 years and then is crucified.

    Anyway I have a wild theory about this I hope to share when I'm up for typing. :p you know it!
     
  7. Asmodean

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    I'm glad you yourself describe it as a wild theory :grinning: ;)
    And anxiously await it :)

    On here several people have already talked in depth about his lost years and what he supposedly has done in the east etc. over the years though. But I don't think aliens were included in those elaborations
     
  8. parua

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    Exactly! Paul Bunyan is so under appreciated also! It's disgraceful
     
  9. StellarCoon

    StellarCoon Dr. Professor

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    2 Peter 3:3-4


    Know this first of all, that in the last days mockers will come with their mocking, following after their own desires, and saying, "Where is the promise of His coming? For ever since the fathers fell asleep, all continues just as it was from the beginning of creation."
     
  11. parua

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    I need cheeses! I I'd like to make a pizza but I only have the crust, sauce, mushrooms, abd jalapeños.
     
  12. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    God is believed to be indistinguishable from the truth, hence, all you have to do is examine the truth. I'm an agnostic myself, but I also believe the universe is magical and ruled by the collective unconscious, and the word tends to have different meanings for Asians. Its quite common for Taoist priests, for example, to be agnostic, and believe love simply rules the universe. Asians think more metaphorically, as if life tells a story and everything is alive and helping to tell the same story. Call it God, call it love, call it the truth, or whatever, my own beliefs are based on potty humor, and the idea of a God without a well developed sense of humor is bizarre to me.
     
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  13. Boozercruiser

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    I wish that poor child and father could be enjoying a meal like that, instead of laying face down drowned in the river!
    This after trying to have his family start a new life in America.
    Not much to ask for now.
    Was it?

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  14. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    No matter how high anyone builds any walls, you can run, but you cannot hide from your own truth. The same people responsible for this tragedy are now dropping like flies from alcoholism, workaholism, and materialism. They would rather indulge themselves than have more children, and burn out rather than fade away. Their most recent technological achievement is AI that can replace even medical doctors. In making the rest of the world their enemy, they have become their own worst enemies.
     
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  15. I'minmyunderwear

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    he's from my girlfriend's vagina.
     
  16. Boozercruiser

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    I agree with all you have to say there Wool.
    But I was merely observing that the thread original post Preaching to us is...

    You people need Jesus.

    Of course I don’t know what possible God those poor people prayed to.
    But Jesus and whatever God may or may not be looking after this Earth of ours, and it’s inhabitants.

    He/She/Whatever failed them miserably!
     
  17. themnax

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    jesus was a good jewish boy, but christianity threw him under the bus when it cannonized saul of tarsus,
    who may very well have been the real anti-christ who only called himself a follower so he could sabatage peace and love from the inside,
    when he realized that attacking any growing movement from the outside only made it stronger.
    his mission after all was to neutralize the threat of peace and love to the warrior kindom/empire of rome.
    and damascus road didn't change his mission, only his method.

    these things are a matter of history and no reflection on christ's good intentions, but he was still only a man and not a god,
    even if a god may have chosen him to be channelled by for the last three years of his life.

    which had nothing to do with rome exicuting him as an enimy combatant for leading the uprising against its occupation,
    that began with his smiting (which means to kill) a whole centurian regiment (which i doubt seriously a 12 year old kind did single handedly,
    however special his birth or later life), and continued until he learned pacifism from john the baptist, and it was only after that,
    when the dove landed on his sholder, symbolising the beginning of his dispensation as manifestation.

    so no, we've had him, and his successor mohammid and mohammid's successor baha'u'llah.
    (and his predicessors moses, abraham, noah, and so on as well)

    what we need, is to stop hating logic, consideration, honestly and imagination, because it is the hatred of these that is the cause of human suffering.

    its fine to go on believing in and praying to whatever you see fit, but without logic there in no way to avoid causing harm,
    without imagination there is no joy in life, without consideration without discrimination, for all things, persons and conditions, there is only tyranny,
    and even honesty, without which there is only ignorance.

    granted we might survive ignorance, but it is illogical to needlessly create it.
     
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  18. Irminsul

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    I believe Jesus was a political pawn used to enslave the world under religious doctrines after the deluge some 13,000 years ago and I also believe he wasn't even aware of it.

    You see, planet Nibiru was on its long elliptical orbit of 3600 years and was on its crossing path close to earth. The instability of the orbit of Nibiru caused major shifts with planets. It just couldn't hold true on its path as the gravitational pulls of the giant planets would make it basically extract and subtract from its orbit, Some passings would be farther from the sun, some passing would be closer to the sun. This basically goes along with why the Anunnaki were on earth to mine the gold. They needed gold in their planets atmosphere to shield them from the heat and the extreme cold.

    Before the days of the deluge, planet Nibiru passed close to Mars and stripped her of her atmosphere. Literally just rips it right away. This caused the settling species of Mars to come to earth and like the bible says, the angels walked among humans on earth. But they also started to mingle in the affairs of humans, taking female wives.

    Well this pissed off Enlil, chief commander. Demigods were being born and Enlil saw this as wicked because he knew at some point, too much interbreeding could cause the new human race to overthrow the Anunnaki. The polar ice caps were unsettling on earth and Enlil knew that the passing of Nibiru and Earth would likely cause the ice caps to shift into the water, erasing much of the planet. An easy and natural way to rid the earth of his species creation. Enki, second in command who was the architect of the human race loved his creation though and wanted to see it continued. To cut a long stoey short, Nibiru passed, the ice caps fell into the ocean, the world was wiped clean, select few people survived and Enki told them to go forth and prosper.

    Now at this point the mining operations were done on earth, the Anunnaki could no longer mine for gold the flood had destroyed everything and man was wildly growing into civilisation. Enlil once again saw their own creation, which was laced with their own DNA, beginning to advance and evolve. He didn't like it because he could see once more that sooner or later humans might start revolting. And revolt they did. These are the stories of Sodom and Gormorah where the angels came down and destroyed the cities etc with nuclear weapons. All of a sudden religion was sweeping the world at every corner. The rulers of the Anunnaki had given sector's to one another and were able to lead their sects and civilisations the way they deemed fit, but this actually caused more tensions between the gods. Marduk took control of Egypt and proclaimed himself to be the one true God, Amun Ra, which undoubtly pissed a lot of territorial gods off.

    Anyway fast forward a long time to Jesus. Poor Jesus. Conceived only by Enlil in attempt to enslave humanity once again. A virgin birth, not the only virgin birth there's actually reference to many of these throughout religion, the good priests have taken much of this though out of their teachings though to make Jesus birth seem a bit more fitting for their messiah. I only recently learned that the new testament was only completely finalised well past 1200AD, I mean what a load of shit right? That means that's Christian priests chopped, changed, rewrote their entire teaching over a 1200+ year period!

    I recently learned about the Apocrypha which are the lost books of the new testament, basically the stuff the priests etc. didn't want included from the works of the old testament. There's lots of things in there very interesting, like Jesus being born in a cave, not a house or manger like written in the new testament. A cave wasn't fitting enough for our messiah, so they needed to rewrite what happened to make it appropriate. What a lie modern Christianity is based on.

    Anyway, at this point cultural civilisation was well on its way and thanks to the Anunnaki each culture had their own religions which of course are always very similar. From Sumerian, Akkadian, Babylonian, Greek, Roman, Chinese, Japanese, Egyptian and so on have striking similarities with their gods and man started to escalate in evolution which annoyed the Anunnaki chief, Enlil. Now all these cultural religions have one thing in common.. Fear and reward from their gods and Jesus was no different. Created as a political and religious pawn to teach man the basic needs of slavery. To blindly accept faith and to follow an unseen God, promised heaven for good behaviour, and the promise of Hell if you did not. Fear and reward which enslaved humans all over again to the Anunnaki, stunting our evolution growth by religion so that we could not uprise against our gods who sensed at some point, they would be outnumbered by human advancement. Humans understood the wrath of God, as cities like Sodom and Gormorah were destroyed by his angels and people became increasingly aware that God was not someone they should be messing with and this attitude deceptively kept us in fear of God.

    Jesus only prophesised for 3 years before he was executed and he was much more attracted to the lower class of people. He knew he was divine and something special but I don't think he ever knew why. In 3 short years of teaching his philosophy to the lower class, somehow the entire world became pretty pissed off with the guy. I believe that the angels/anunnaki/Enlil were basically interfering and turning people against his son on purpose. So they capture jesus and Crucify him, he outlines his philosophical beliefs during all of this saying he will rise in 3 days etc. On the cross he says "Father, why have you forsaken me" you see, because he doesn't even understand why and what his purpose was, he wasn't really loved by Enlil he was just a pawn and after his death and resurrection which was crucial to the propaganda, people started to believe.

    Now that belief has lived on for 2000 years.. A belief that, as long as you stay a loyal slave to God, entrenched in a doctrine of blind belief and faith, that your soul will enter heaven, but do not do what God says and live by the fear of Satan, purgatory and hell.

    And it has been the leading cause in the stunted evolution of man and man's submission ever since even until this day. Christianity had nothing to do with moral sins and had everything to do with keeping us suppressed enough so that we could not overthrow our maker in which we were getting pretty pissed off with ourselves. We learned to not question, but to blindly follow. Quite an ingenious tactic by Enlil, now the Anunnaki didn't even need to be present on earth and it had the whole world entangled into believing the same thing via different religions. Be fearful of your God and do what he says or else distain will be brought upon you.
     
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  19. Only fucking can save us.
     
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  20. StellarCoon

    StellarCoon Dr. Professor

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    Do you pray to Fucking?
     

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