You Owe America A Debt Of Gratitude!!

you're welcome! i got quite the snicker snort fest from that article.

 

America the most powerful Country in the world. A country in which every other Country grovels at its feet. (Gordon Brown is but one Prime minister out of hundreds all waiting to kiss the foot of George Bush).
So what do I have to be grateful for? Well nowt. Where was America in the First world war? They didn't help us out until 1917.
And there will be an uprising, dragon from the soil, new white light blinding noise inferno kilometers three west Chicago.

 

First world war, we were trying to stay neutral, we were not attacked, but we did try to help remember the Lend Lease act ? or the Lusitania ? and we did get into it at great loss on our side, But the notion that the U.K owes the U.S.A. is absurd, we have always worked together and I hope always will for the betterment of us all.

Peace

 

Whoops, the lend lease act was world war II, to many wars to keep up with.

Peace

 

yeah, i kinda wish we were more neutral again.

 

chinas gonna kick your ass america

 

china's gonna kick all our asses.

 

Do you know just when ? It would help things along, what would be our defence against 200 million guys with sticks, I think it should be like hey you guys we have like bombs and missles and we don't even need to get up from our chairs to turn you into glass, maybe we should be more like that and stop worring what the rest of the world thinks about us, it hates us anyway, but remember china has trouble making food let alone weapons to kick our ass.

Peace

 

my dad tried to get me to take classes in mandarin. it was just so completely over my head.

 

Try orange sauce, it will make it go down easier, oh wait that is Peking, anyway I think they just plan to cover us with lead paint and hope for the best.

Peace

 

it would be slow, but effective.

 

Yes it would make all of us retarded and maybe we could relate better to them.

Peace

 

did you just really say that?

 

Probably because their budget's been channelled into their significant nuclear arsenal. I expect their leader can also say 'nuclear', which puts America at an instant disadvantage....

 

*decides to refrain from racially stereotyping the Chinese, the idea that they couldn't pronounce nuclear is just sirry* Bom Bom

 

the american president can't pronounce it properly, either.

 

That was my implication....

 

i was referring to finnaz.

 

It's possible North Korea never had a nuclear programme. It could all have been one big misunderstanding. Kim Jong Il could have just been calling for a New Korea....

 

:leaving:

i'm a white american, i'm not allowed to participate...