You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

Electrocuted by the powerline holding up the back of your car.

 

Contracted Aids, died of cancer.

you have shitty luck.

 

asphyxiated by one of his own noodles while trying to perform a strange sex act on himself.... :reddevil:

 

captured by gnomes and dragged down into the pits at Silbury Hill, never to be seen by mortal man again.......:-0

 

fatally thumped by his upright bass

 

you before your failed first flight.

 

inhaled a DQ cone whole

 

having sex w/ a hooker in the back of a 68 mustang on new years eve

 

talking on the telephone during a lightning storm

 

drown

 

you die of a broken heart..



no ....seriously...your heart just cracks in half the day you turn 23

 

mmm....that wouldn't be a bad way to go...inhaling the cone that is.

She was your blind date.

 

parasite that lives in your eye

 

you died because of a heart attack and the ambulance was as slow as your dial up connection

 

gets sucker punched by Glenn Beck for interrupting the Michelle Malkin Bukkake session.

[note: that isn't very kind. I apologize [but I don't mean it]]

 

exhaust from treadmill.

 

being eaten by a mushroom

 

abducted by aliens and probed for 45 consecutive days until they push you out the hatch at 14,889 feet of altitude ...and you land on a fence post

 

was passing a mirror in his house and didn't recognise his own reflection... thought he was being burgled so pooped himself, slipped in it and fell through the mirror which broke giving him seven years of bad luck. he waited.... first year passed... no bad luck... second year passed.... nope... year three came and went and so on... at the very end of the seventh year, it was the suspense that finally killed him, which is really sad because he wasn't even a superstitious kinda fella, or so he thought... what bad luck!!!

 

choked on a small shrimp.