You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

you gave an elephant a laxative and sad to say it worked a bit too early, so you were buried and suffocated under a pile of ele crap

 

A heart attack whilst making love to a clown.

 

you got so bored at an history lecture that you fell asleep and never woke up again...

 

whilst snowboarding off of mt kilimanjaro......;-)

 

smited by God

lol

 

fell in love with Satan and needed to "be with him"

 

whilst riding a unicorn was thrown off and impaled by it's horn.

 

whist on a business trip to the uk, you were savagely clamped and towed by a pair of traffic wardens...

 

you took part in an experiment to see how you behaved in weightless conditions but floated off to inhabit Pluto, where you were hit by a comet.

 

You got fucked in the ass to death

 

sat next to a weirdo on the greyhound bus and he cut off your head and ate pieces of you

 

Zombie Apocalypse. You couldn't start your chainsaw in time.
You are now one of the undead.

 

mini black hole forms and sucks you up, tearing you to infinatly tiny peices, then closes, harming no one else

 

Died testing your new invention, Rocket Pants

 

died in an attempt to split a beer atom with a chisel.

 

eaten by a gigantic swarm of fruit flies

 

drowned in a pit containing a mix of blood, cum, and tears, why theres a pit containing a large quantity of that, i have no idea

 

You were inhailed by Rosie odonald

 

all the thoughts of the universe instantaneously pour into your mind causing it to explode.