You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

ew ^ lol.

 

sharks with frickin lazerbeams attached to their frickin heads

 

Giant spider attack!!!

 

someone failed to tell you that the pool was emptied for cleaning
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you got the spider too!
and he's got a bomb now!

 

so, you are one of those virgins in heaven waiting for a fuck... this martyr who's just died, comes up to you and finally, yup you gonna have sex for the first time ever. he is just about to touch you, but "KERBOOM"..... you suddenly blow up, taking him and all the other virgins out with you

 

Well you slept with a biscuit and got munched!

 

you were walking on down the road like gep gop goopity glob cahm bah doopity day. Then out of nowhere this crazy thing was all "WAHHHH" and you ducked down, it was Darquin Duck, and he kicked you death!

 

The creepy bitch from the ring crawled out of your television and killed you.

 

you tried to swim with your backpack on

 

you died in a dream, and that was it.....

 

i hereby nominate Balqis for Most Cruel and Most Creative