You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

Didn't read the warning and used her hair dryer while taking a bath....

 

Tried bleaching her teeth with real bleach.

 

tornado

 

steps on a rusty brad while in bare feet and dies from infection


Hotwater

 

a swift ocean breeze catches his ears and lifts him 283 feet into the air before dropping him in a parking lot

 

Slips on banana peel while walking across the highway.

 

Forgets to breath while meditating.

 

was walking with a knife and tripped.

 

walking on the ceiling

 

your father drove you into the welland canal

 

Freak accident during a colonoscopy.

 

ate too much cheese

 

ate so many boogers you became morbidly obese and died

 

tripped on his baggy britches.....

 

fell off the earth, smashed into a comet

 

attacked by a swarm of angry mutant earthworms...

 

accidentally launched from a catapault on an aircraft carrier

 

whilst cleaning out the ole outhouse, fell in the recess below and was never heard from again.....:-0

 

Fitzy finds out his grandad is posting on these forums and pounds his ass into the ground.

 

mafia hit women kidnapped him and took him to a secret location and sexed him to death.....