You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

showing off on your bike.

 

Jumped from plane but forgot parachute...

 

every drop of blood was sucked out of you.

 

overly anally penetrated by a horse

 

overly anally penetrated a horse.

 

you can die from that?

 

lol now you sound worried

 

she kicked a bucket but slipped and fell, banging her head and . she died.

 

Jack and Noela when up a hill to fetch a pail of water...Jack fell down and broke his crown ...Noela came tumbling after...right in front of a city transit bus.

 

cycling too close to a bendy bus

 

got pushed off a double-decker.

 

you licked the flagpole ....but nobody noticed you there and you froze solid

 

getting hit by some random space crap re-entering earth's atmosphere

 

you got this strange idea to hang weights from your wang to try and make it longer...you went for a walk at night and the weight got caught on the storm grate

thats all they would print in the paper...it was pretty gory

 

found the fountain of youth, but drank too much and is now living in an ovary as an egg.

 

Heat seeking missle

 

trans-fat...

 

Mutant squirrel attack

 

choking on a boiled sweet