You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

ate the hair out of every drain you saw for two weeks

 

choked to death after he ordered a tim hortons tea and chugged it down...resulting in his first....and last "teabagging" experience.

 

one day while still in animated form, he got lost in the animation studios, and was accidentally squished asunder by the monty python foot who wasn't looking where he was going...

 

you fell into the bailing machine and no one knew...the hay loft smelled funny but no one thought twice and the cows ate you

 

sneezed too hard, eye balls fell out while you were going 70mph on the freeway.

 

you were standing outside naked, and all the wild birds thought your hemorrhoids were grapes and pecked you to death !

 

you were blowing up a giant balloon. it was nearly fully inflated when you accidentally took an in-breath and were inflated. lost your footing, rolled backwards onto a near-by cactus and exploded...

 

An eagle dropped a tortoise on your head !

 

Plane crash, you were heard saying "at least I'm dying in first class!!" in your final moments.

 

this mellow thighed chick just put his spine outta place
she said she had ta squeeze it but she, ****** and then she ******...

 

Somewhat awkwardly with her left foot.

 

your neck got so thin and frail, your head simply rolled off one day...

 

drank herself into a stupor, passed out in a field, eaten by goat.

 

ate the goat curry and caught CJD, that caused you to go crazy and think you can fly,so you jumped off a cliff and splattered on the rocks below, forever haunting the place with a sad song.

 

Practicing Sitar for too long

 

ate too many peppers and thought you were Lord Of The Burnt Rings

 

you got lost riding your bike and ended up at the airport
and you accidentally got stuck by your overalls on the landing gear of
a Boeing 747 while it was taking off.. and you didnt die until it crushed you
while landing 7 hours later

 

you were supposed to be in the helicopter by the time the whitehouse blew, but you stopped to do up your shoelaces and got caught in your own explosion....

 

got up too early on Christmas day and caught Santa wanking over the tree, you shouted and he turned round and shot you with a crossbow!

 

you were holding santas "hand" while he was wanking over the tree and got electrocuted when he jizzed on the lights...