You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

a pygmy stole all your bones to make a soup stock and you flopped to the floor where 10 rabid dogs ate you in 5 seconds.

 

got killed by an angry leprechaun for stealin' his gold....don't follow that rainbow man

 

killed by flying debris during the Indy 500

 

three little ducks were paddling on a lake

you gave one a fuck

and your neck it did break...

 

Ate the everlasting gobbstopper and exploded.

 

you found a hat, and because it was such a nice hat, you thought you would wear it, but what you didnt know was, it had once belonged to a psychotic serial killer, and some of his DNA soaked into your brain and you started to try and kill everyone but he came back for his hat, and saw you wearing it, he blew steem from his ears and screwed your head off in anger.
THE_END

 

you met a guy that looked a lot like Morpheus from The Matrix, he gave you the two pills..
it was really acid, and then you went on a Charlie Manson style rampage thinking you were killing those creepy agents
Sentenced to Death, but then they revoked the Death sentence in the state of California.. after 40 years in jail
you got butt raped to death by a female inmate that was actually a tranny, and slipped through the cracks.

 

Impaled by a stampeding rhino

 

you were traveling on the golden gate when the great white struck.

 

ate 3 dirty socks

 

flash frozen and sliced into 498,502 thin wafers for scientific microscopic examination

 

Tased to death by Urkle

 

soaked in steak spice marinade and roasted over a tire fire

 

run into the local axe murderer

 

Suffication from big breasts.

 

a serious infection from mouldy balls... uke: