You might be a stoner if...

You might be a stoner if you....

have bangs that won't grow past your nose because you keep burning them off when you light the pipe.

 

lmao thats me

 

or when you go to the fridge to get a drink and leave the remote in the fridge then spend hours looking for it

thats prolly only me tho that does that

 

when you get busted you use your one call to dial a pizza (Freak Brothers )

 

If it has ever taken you over 30 minutes after you've smoked to realize your shirt was covered in weed.

 

Lol I have done that. I was at school and I had to call her about some cookies and I was talking to her and reached in my pocket for my phone and I couldnt find it so I freaked out and was like OH SHIT an she was like why did you say that!!!! and I was ike I cant find my phone. She was likeyour on it dumb ass.

 

or when ya cant find your lighter and you lookin all over for it only to find it 30 min later,
in your hand the whole time!

Mos Def Stoned to the Bone

 

yea just like when u are to lazy to read all the post in the forum and u just jump to the end and post ur comment only to get stuck reading all of them anyway and realize u have repeated what someone else already posted!

stoned stupid! lol

 

Home made smoking 'things'

 

If you scroll to the bottom of the page and forgot what the topic of the thread was.

 

you have to weigh the pros and cons of why your bed is a better place to sleep than the couch

 

If you try to lock the door to your house with your car-alarm keychain thingy....
no shit
I was standing there pushing the button like "why wont this lock"
My friend was dying laughing at me!

 

and i thought i was the only one to do that :hurray:

 

You may be a stoner if....
you are celebrating 4/20

 

If you ever looked at weed as if it were the Mona Lisa.

 

if you get your drivers license renewed 0n 4/20..

 

Absolutely stare the shit out of it, mona lisa is boring, but checking the shiny chrystals out on a beautiful bud, now thats the truest natural art there is!

 

you have groups set in your phones contacts as "people with good weed" and "people to call when nobody has good weed"

 

Indeed:sifone:


.....if you become suicidal because you were unable to get stoned on 4/20.

 

If your post gets deleted
I assume its because of the link.. and I quoted a quote of the link

I originally said, you might be a stoner if you walk out of a room with 5 lighters in your pocket.. you stoners know what I mean muaha