You Might Be A Hippie If…

Call me stupid, but what's significant about April 20th?

 

4/20. I don't know if they observe it in England, but in America on 4/20 at 4:20 you're supposed to get high in observance of the holiday, not that many of us can wait that long.

 

if.....
.......you have people you consider family and you don't know their last name...hell yer lucky if you know any name they were born with!

 

...if ted kennedy just isn't liberal enough

 

Well I did for years, and we still have most of the parts of that original stereo. We live in an old farm house now but still have some bricks and boards book shelves and a beat up rusty old car.

here's a couple ...

...If your 3 year old son keeps getting mistaken for a girl.
...if you have a placenta buried under a tree in your back yard.

 

another....

...if you have a friend who keeps a copy of the Phish Companion on the back of the john.

 

If you drive a car that destroys three percent of the ozone layer when you drive it.

 

Oh yeah, 4:20! I didn't think of that, I know 4:20 is the time of day that you're meant to get high because it used to be the police code for a marijuana offense. But I didn't tag on with the 20th of April thing.

 

... If you own more than five pets and treat them like family.

... If half your clothes including underwear are tie-dyed.
... If you consider all hippies (whether or not you've met them) your family.
... If you wear flip-flops and there is snow on the ground.
... If half your funiture is bean bags.
... If you actually like to sleep in your van more than your bed.
... If you wake up with a rainbow/flower painted on your face and think nothing of it.
... If you and your dog share fleas.
... If you can't remember the last time you took a bath.
... If you have good responses on the hipforums.
- Peace

 

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I love this topic

 

If you're always getting pulled over and searched by the cops, and you're white.

If you tuck your hair under your hat when you cross the U.S./Canadian border.

 

Hell, "liberal" isn't radical enough!

 

I had one with a poster on the bathroom door: "What happens when you flush?"!

 

How about if your white '61 Buick LeSabre was called "The Sponge"?

 

LOL~* theres some great ones in here!

 

if you own more than one bus/van or vw bug.

if you don't own a brush.
if bush is the source of all evil.
if among your gardening tools are protests signs.
if your gardening tools are used to harvest weed.
if sophisticated speech includes: dude, cool, and weed.

 

i want a vinyl player

 

My roommates and I had a black cat named Jude (as in "Hey").

In picking out baby names, I toyed with the idea of Eric Clapton for a boy or Erica Lapton for a girl but thought better of it. My stepson would have been Jon Winston if my second wife hadn't put her foot down. Either would have been "kinder" than "Dweezil" or "Moon Unit"!