You might be a Hip Forums member if...

.. nuts..

 

you own a teacup...

 

you've stepped in shit barefoot

 

if you're inane

 

if you thinks it's strange how the sun and the moon are never in the sky at the same time

 

uhm, but they are in the sky at the same time quite often....


This confirms it...

Just what planet are you on??


edit....
Unless that was meant to sound that way, in which case change it to;

... if you wonder if you completely missed the point and start second guessing yourself and editing replies....

 

if you're an asshole who can't just play the fucking game

 

was putting a smile at the end of it supposed to change anything?


Fuck you.

simple isn't it...

 

ha! Chill out man. It was a joke. Forum games is meant to be fun!


If the grams of pot you smoke in one day outweighs the amount of food you eat

 

I agree... it is...

 

so...you might be hf's member if...

 

If you get the urge to crawl through the screen and throttle people...

edited to add...

Sorry luna, you caught me offguard...

I did warn everyone to brace themselves....

 

if you get the urge to masturbate while reading posts

 

and it still isn't enough to make you calm and mellow...

 

if you've ever done the nasty literally on a pile of hay

 

It's all good man.

 

If you spend 2 hours research to make a point to someone you don't know,will never know, and who's mind won't be changed by your "facts".

 

You resurrect all the old game threads nobody plays anymore.

 

OR conversely if you do no research at all, post a YouTube video of some random person spouting the same opinion as yourself, and call it a day

Also if you necropost.

 

If, For The Last Few Years You Have Had "Hip Forums" As Your Home Page.......



Cheers Glen.