you may not know this about me(x-rated version)

Same here.
lmao!

He begged me to do it though...

 

i fucked all over the woods naked one time.. that felt pretty one with nature also hahah

 

haha you two are crazy!

I had sex in the woods and canefield with my x.
haha We had to hide cause his parents would try to keep an eye on us to make sure we were well behaved.


Four wheelers are great. haha.

 

yes they are. Nice and sturdy.

Sucks if you get one that squeaks. lmao

 

haha Adam's fourwheelers didn't squeak.
Didn't want to disturb the birdies.

 

i like to engage in astral perversion, and my fondness is to be sucked off by ring tailed fruit bats, while engaging in oral erotic relationships with homosexual aardvarks in bathtubs full of lukewarm jello, and late night motel plate job slurp circles and jello orgies.

 

1. I lost my virginity when I was 15.
2. I was always afraid of having anal sex until I tried it last year with my boyfriend and now I love it
3. Sometimes I think I masterbate too much, even though there's no such thing
4. I like it rough.. being tied up, spanked, and my hair pulled.
5. I would really like to try a threesome sometime.
6. I like using toys when I'm having sex or masterbating
7. I would like to have a girlfriend at least one time in my life.
8. I watch lesbian porn more than straight porn.
9. My boyfriend and I are planning on making our own sex tape.
10. I got caught having sex in a car at the drive in movie theater when I was 16. It was one of the most embarrassing things that ever happened to me and since then I haven't had sex in public.

 

The other week my gf gave me a blowjob while the car was parked.. i opened my eyes and turned my head.. there was a car pointing straight at us.. and then he/she took off when i looked over

 

I have given my dick road head on a bumpy dirt road in the Sam Houston National Forest, and we came across a group of people riding the trails on bicycles, and when he said "keep your head down, there's people" and pushed the back of my head down further on him, i though he was lying to get me to take him deeper (this was before I figured out how to deepthroat him, and sideways so the widest part was at a weird angle). My head shoots up, when my eyes come over the window base, I see like 15 people on bikes waiting to cross the road, and i have my lips wrapped around him, face full of spit, I smile, and their eyes go wide and some ppl laugh and back down I went.
Fun times.
Glad it wasnt a texas park ranger. Even more glad it wasnt Chuck Norris. lmao

Last night I did a rail of coke off my dicks dick and then licked it clean. My throat and whole mouth was numb. It was nice.

 

hahaha... wooww.

 

thats pretty fucking impressive- all of it-
kudos fo sho- i am in awe

 

Brian, stop braggin about your dick.

 

haha

I just love his dick.

I took a tape measure to it that night. Still 8 and 3/4 inches and 6 and 2/10ths around.
I was shocked. My wrist is about 6 and 4/10ths around.

I shit you not.

I hit the mothafuckin jackpot.
Not only does he know how to use it, he is an alpha male.
He is a take charge, must be in control, his way.
I fucking love it.
I have never been submissive in bed until him, and i dont think I can go back.
I dunno what I am gonna do when he is no longer my dick.
I met him when I was 24, and he was 38.
He ruined me.

 

what do you mean when he is no longer yours? is he going somewhere? i say chain him to the bedroom door forever! MuaHAHAHAHAHA

 

I have always wanted atleast one time with long socks.
I don't know why?

 

well, we arent in a conventional relationshit (again, not a typo)
We are friends with benefits with an extra special bond, like your man so eloquently phrased.

We will eventually stop fucking, i know it. He is older, and you know what comes with age, and goddess forbid either one of us goes and be stupid and fall in love, we are done. Its gonna happpen, its just a matter of when.
I hope it is very very far off though.
We enjoy each other way too much.

You mean like knee high socks or stockings?

 

Knee highs.

 

it is big, and it does hurt, but i like it.

the vagina is really stretchy. lol
Takes me a second to get used to his size every time.
The first time i fucked him hurt like a motherfucker.

 

its like giving birth each time
wonder how anal works out for you ???

 

lol