you may not know this about me(x-rated version)

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by jo_k_er_man, Apr 23, 2010.

  1. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    a :pie: ??????????
     
  2. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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  3. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    it was great. only me n my boyfriend actually fucked but it was still sexy to have another guy there.
     
  4. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    if i had a bf that's the way i'd do it too.
     
  5. Just a daily toke

    Just a daily toke Senior Member

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    1. Cashed in my v card my sophomore year of high school to a cute hippie chick
    2. Ever since 6th grade, iv been in love, with my girl maryjane
    3. My first threesome including 2 chicks, 2 bottles of vodka and a shower
    4. I love to be scratched and bitten
    5. I once sneaked out of my house, walked over to my girlfriends, to find her and some guy in her driveway making out, then i said fuck it and started to walk back home, on the way back I found a nice grassy area were I layed down, lit my jay I had in my ear, and spanked my monkey while cheifin...
    6. I used craigslist to meet a women once while I was underage, I use to even give her back massages for herbs ( and it was fucking chronic too!! ) I still go back every once and a while too
    7. I had a friend that became a complete loser, long story short I broke into his house during second period and stole his bong ( which I feel somewhat bad for now... )
    8. One clear beautiful ohio night, I once fucked a chick on her trampoline as we shared a fatty
    9. I kinda want to DP a girl, but I dont at the same time because I cant image balls rubbing together lol
    10. I would give up sex for the rest of my life, to have a peaceful little house on top of the mountain side, overlooking acres and acres of my favorite plant on this earth


    Shall I go for round 2 :p
     
  6. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    1. i lost my virginity a week after i turned 15
    2. my first time consisted of me sitting on top of him, popping my cherry (this whole process hurt so bad), then getting my ass up and saying "i'm fucking done with this" and it ended there
    3. my vag is tighter than usual, and i'm not just saying that. in middle school i used to cry for hours because i couldn't get tampons in because they just hurt too much :/
    4. when i was 16 i had a secret love affair with a 23 year old man
    5. that was easily the best sex i've had thus far, and i miss him and his dick dearly.
    6. i've taken one guy's virginity, and i sorta feel bad about it but not really. it was in the back of my car at a "park and ride". i found it ironic. needless to say, do not ever feel the need to take anyone else's virginity. i want me some experienced dick.
    7. i like having my hair pulled, and i like being spanked
    8. doggy is my fav
    9. i queef a lot, especially after doggy. a queefing fit is usually followed by uncontrollable laughter on my part, and usually the d00d joins in :p
    10. i haven't had sex in almost a year. boohoo.
     
  7. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    SAME HERE but its been over a year for me....actually 1 year and 4 months
     
  8. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    haha i love this thread
     
  9. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    ditto! :cheers2:
     
  10. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    She turned me into a NEWT!
     
  11. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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  12. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    i love this thread also.
     
  13. Sweetleaf63

    Sweetleaf63 Senior Member

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    kinky ass thread!:D
     
  14. fuzz_acid_flowers

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    i think id be able to not have sex for a whole year
     
  15. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    i could go over a year in theory at the expense of my mental health
     
  16. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    but oh man once you finally do again.....
     
  17. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    damnnnnnnnn :(
     
  18. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    i've gone over a year without sex... that's what brought me to using CL.. never again will i go that long without sex
     
  19. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    naw it's been fun. VERY drama free, and i really love it, but yeah i can't wait to do raunchy thangs again
     
  20. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    I've tasted my own semen, it was meh.
     
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