you may not know this about me(x-rated version)

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by jo_k_er_man, Apr 23, 2010.

  1. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    so the real question still pending is.. is that you in that pic?
     
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    Why would such a question need be asked.. ??



    There is the WALL Im leaning against.. .. Arnold Layne had a strange hobby.... :D
     
  3. itsallgood

    itsallgood Senior Member

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    1. I dont have one
    2. Iam looking for one.
    3. Thats gonna begin sometime this week
    4. The list ends.
     
  4. KingRooster

    KingRooster Senior Member

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    1. I lost my virginity at the age of 9, not by choice.
    2. He was black.
    3. I had my first boyfriend at the age of 16, and he was a virgin. I dirtied him up real fast. He was 15.
    4. I LOOOOVVVEEEE giving head, and am excellent at it.
    5. Can deepthroat 8 and a half inches and almost as thick as my wrist. give or take a few mm. without a problem
    6. this is all the foreplay i need ^^
    7. My dick is 40 years old
    8. Tried anal. love it, if its done right, but dont want sanything to do with man butt
    9. Gay male porn makes me hot. Girl gay porn is boring.
    10. Love taking the submissive role with my dick. He has rocked my world.
     
  5. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    ooo how was it?
     
  6. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    i just jerked it for the first time in like 2 weeks, and it was fucking awesome

    and yes, i did make that pog thread in the middle of masturbating
     
  7. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    hahaha :cheers2:
    i've been posting a whole lot of shit tonight in the middle of it ...:leaving:
     
  8. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    hahaha, most people would be like wtf, you're posting on a forum when fondling yourself? But it's like man I don't need to vigorously rub my penis until I squirt a dribble, take it easy, take a break for a minute or two here and there, go for like 2 hours.
     
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    I have not masturbated today, but had hardcore pounding the pussy sex yesterday, I think I mentions blindness somewhere ..[​IMG]
     
  10. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    shit.. i'll probably go dumb, deaf, and blind tomorrow.. haven't seen the gf in over week.. gonna get in a good solid day of fucking, sucking and pussy lickin

    @syd.. i hope you were getting action within those 2 weeks.. i cannot go a day without sex or masturbation.. it just never happens unless im sick... and i have posted and jerked plenty on this forum lol.. another plus for the interwebs.. being able to masturbate and talk to people at the same time.. do that in RL.. you would more than likely not have many friends or be in jail for indecent exposure
     
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    I like busting a nut in the woods, I know a few places by the river and other electrified areas, that just makes you wanna take your clothes off and cum..
     
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    having sex, under a blanket, on the lawn, during a concert, with hundreds of people around is really awesome too..
     
  13. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    1. I'm a lesbian
    2. I like to be fucked in the ass
    3. It turns me on to be treated like a whore in bed
    4. I love to have my ass squeezed while I'm being fucked (luv it!)
    5. I have only had sex with one guy
    6. I masturbate at least 2 times a day
    7. I love pussy a lot but sometimes I crave dick ( shhh...don't tell anyone)
    8. I have been told by all of my girlfriends that I am the best at eating pussy
    9. I have been in love with my best friend from high school forever, yes I have told her and no I will never have her...had to move on...oh well.
    10. I had a threesome with a hippie couple in Tampa once...it was awesome, wish I could do it again but my old lady wont share me :-(
     
  14. Colimon

    Colimon Cheesus Christo

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    1. One of my fantasies is to have sex in baked goods.
    2. My penis is 8" long (erect, of course :p)
    3. I'm gay, but I've had sex with one girl, and that was uncomfortably kinky.
    4. People say I give good head. Even straight guys say I do.
    6. I want to have children with a wonderful friend that's almost like a sister to me.
    7. Boys who wear tight pants make me really horny, but at the same time I hate boys who wear tight pants.
    8. I was first introduced to blowjobs in grade 5 with my best friend! Why the hell was I so damn skepticle at first??!!
    9. My first time was when I was 14 and with my cousin (who is a boy). I think my mom caught me giving my cousin head one time too, but she didn't say anything about it or react at the time, but she was acting mighty awkward for a couple of days!
    10. I smoked a vapourizor and masturbaited on in-school suspension once... You could lock the door to the room...
     
  15. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    haha.
     
  16. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    If I ever come chill with you remind me not to touch your keyboard or mouse, lol
     
  17. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    creating a childhood blog while masturbating......haha nice
     
  18. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    i really don't understand.
     
  19. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    There's no way I can think of ten things of interest about my sex life.
     
  20. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    im thinking inside a pastry or some...thing o_O
     
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