you may not know this about me(x-rated version)

thats all i got. i do it missionary style. every time. with the lights off. and my shirt on

 

1. I love being bit/licked on my neck and ears, I love it anywhere, but there it's like crack to me. I wish I was 17 again just so I could receive a raging hicky on my neck again, god I love that feeling.
2. Also loved having my hair pulled.
3. First time I jerked it to orgasm at like 12 or whenever, I did it in the bathtubs. Seem reasonable right? Except I did it because I wasn't sure what was going to happen at the end, all the other times I had jerked it before I never finished because the pressure building up, the closest feeling I could link it with was having to pee, so I thought a flood might come out.
4. Bondage ftw
5. I've discovered ambien and vodka is in fact what makes whiskey dick, not whiskey.
6. Phone sex, cybering, all of it just does absolutely nothing for me, hearing someone talk dirty without seeing them is just annoying, and unless it's an erotic story I don't want to be reading/typing while jerking.
7. I jerked it in the woods once just because I thought it'd be a really peaceful experience with all the birds chirping and what not.
8. The butt/prostate is a wonderful thing
9. I actually don't so much enjoy the act of sex itself, it's kind of mentally distressing.
10. I fingers my g/f / she gave me a handjob with her mom about 4ft away.:sifone:


So does anyone remember their first orgasm, if you don't that sucks. God I remember just being dumbfounded, "..............................wtf just happened" in the best possible way basically.

 

again...

1. I lost my virginity at 16.
2. I have had sex with 5 people.
3. I don't like sex in the shower.
4. I like kama sutra books.
5. I don't care for slow... only here and there.
6. I want to have sex in long socks.
7. I can't have sex in clothes such as a t-shirt or anything ill only make an acception of having sex with long socks on.
8. I like to have fun sex.
9. I like it when the dude breathes heavy/ makes noises but nothing feminine or wierd.
10.. No babies for me.

 

moooo?

 

I fucking hate it when guys on a porno make noise.

 

I dont watch porn.

 

hahaha

 

and I dont have sex with guys.

 

1. I'm a virgin
2. I've never been naked
3. I fantasize about men who bar-b-que and fix things
4. My hands are actually cold
5. I have never handled a penis maybe due to #4
6. I find teeth and nice smiles appealing
7. Being slapped sounds fun
8. I will always give you a courtesy fart
9. I'm stoned ....


:leaving:

 

lol. Whatever. The Legend of the Great Balcony Breakfast is a virgin??

Nice try Jess. LOL.

 

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGod! You are the forum elephant!

 

Just call me STAMPY!

I wish we were friends in real life.

 

I would ruin your reputation.

 

What reputation?

 

alright!

well maybe on your way to halifax stop by the windy city

 

I may be moving to North Battleford/Saskatoon area next summer. I would visit for surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre if I do.

 

I wanna be a samich..

 

A mouse sammich?

 

him? nah, a squirrel sammich

 

I was trying to get samashed between 2 someones in the thread.. but I see she wants me all to herself.. Ari,.:toetap05:


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