you may not know this about me(x-rated version)

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by jo_k_er_man, Apr 23, 2010.

  1. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    Btw.. did you know.. if you put a girl's vagina up to your ear.. you can usually hear them scream
     
  2. shermin

    shermin Bazooka Tooth

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    ...Gary Busey is better.
     
  3. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    your mom is the best though
     
  4. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    eric.. i think you hear them scream anyway.
    :rolleyes:
     
  5. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    I love having sex outside. I had sex Indian style this past winter in the snow with a few branches of evergreens laid down on top of the snow next to some ash trees. The snow was about 3 feet deep, we fucked in our boots, hats and mittens. It was really great. I am gonna do that again.
     
  6. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    Yesterday at the Farm & Fleet.. its the "man mall" if you never heard of one.. they sell farm stuff.. and outdoors things.. car/truck.. well anyways.. me and the gf were just kinda walking around and we came to the horse section.. Riding Crops!.. I then went ahead and tested each one out on my gf's ass while other customers were walking by.. sure i planted a seed in a few peoples minds :D
     
  7. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    having sex outside is a memorable experience.. i have several times.. some of you are probably tired of hearing about it again but one of the best days of my life was when i spent it in a state park, completely naked, played hide and seek and fucked on the grass and dirt, up against trees, by the water, etc.. :)
     
  8. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    are you a guy? Just curious. I thought you were a gal
     
  9. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    definitely all woman she is
     
  10. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    what he said :D
     
  11. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    haha
    She is difinatly not a guy.
    :wink:
     
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