You know you're stoned when

... when walking down the detergent aisle at the supermarket induces a psychedelic trip.

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never done that. i HAVE however waited for a stop sign to turn green.

 

lol... i've done both. i hate it when i think a stop light is a stop sign.

 

You had me at nutty bars, it's been a long time. I need to hit up a walmart tonight

 

when you think that the stars are moving in ways that resemble a bong

 

Haha I have a few funny ones....

You know your stoned when you stop at a stop sign and park the car.

You know your stoned when you are hiking and are convinced you see an owl and everyone you are hiking with lets you believe you see an owl...

And my fave, you know your stoned when your friend stops at a blinking light and you are all sitting there complaining about how it is the longest light ever.

 

OMG I am dying laughing.

 

You know you're stoned when you can't feel your nose anymore. Haha, that's always how I know.

 

my whole face goes numb sometimes.

but my tongue is usually what starts it all... i love playing with it when it's all numb-like. =p

 

You know you're stoned when you wrap some cocoa puffs in a slice of Gouda.

You know you're stoned when you feel like you need to sit down while you cook breakfast and wonder why stoves are so tall.

 

Ahahaha, I remember the Gouda and Coco Puffs thing!

 

you know your stoned when you want to sleep forever...

 

I know I'm stoned when I go to the gas station to buy a pack of papers and the atendant keeps looking at my eyes, with the, god i wish i was as stoned as she is, look on their face.

 

^lol, i usually only smoke weed when i cant get to sleep or on weekends.... yes i am on the honor role at school ....... moderation is the bestest lol

 

It tasted really good!

 

Yeah, she really does get that high before she buys papers. I love that woman! And that's how she can tolerate me.

Beckyboo, your post reminds me of a routine Steve Martin did on SNL way back in the '80s.

"I used to smoke Marijuana. But only in the LATE AFTERNOON....or, sometimes, in the EARLY AFTERNOON...Occasionally, the MID MORNING....&c....BUT NEVER AT DUSK!"

 

No Scott you love me because, I don't know why really, I guess because I can't make up my mind and I'm not the nicest person ever, that's for damn sure. Then again you are even less nice than me, so yeah WFT?

 

HUSHUP, woman! I never said why I anything. You go smoke more pot now.

 

You know your stoned when you go into a grocery store and feel like you have to buy everything and are paranoid that everyone around you knows you feel that way...

 

I know I'm stoned when someone talks to me for a while and when I'm supposed to respond(I think) all I got is whuuut?