You Know You're Getting Older When...

When you go to buy alcohol and they no longer ask you for proof of age ...

 

When you can remember the Ice Age but you can't remember where you put your keys.

 

Where you can remember where you put your keys in every house you've ever lived in except the present one

 

You Know You're Getting Older When...


Wait! What did I come in here for? I was gonna say something......

 

. . . . when you spend a lot of time guiding Tyrson gently back to his sani-chair.

 

When you go to view a house, and your first priority is to work out how you're going to instal a stair lift

 

when every orgasm makes you worry about a heart attack

 

.....when you think orgasms are what get played in churches.

 

You get an invitation to your 40 year High School Reunion party.

 

You FORGOT you got an invitation to your 40 year High School Reunion party.

 

When they FORGOT to invite you to your 40th High School Reunion....

 

When you forget what you wer

 

...e going to say"


When you have to finish TAZER-69's thoughts

 

when you forget the words to finish tazers thoughts an havta hand it over to somebody else ta finish :rofl:

 

When you remember the days when there were men-only colleges

 

Thanks Tyson and roamy. I needed the help.

 

I bought some of that memory loss medication but I forgot where I put it.

 

that is so funny. ha! ha!ahh man, i'm in stitches here:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

 

So I bought some more to replace what I had lost and I never remember to take it...

 

You bought some of what, now? What were we talking about.......