You Know You're Getting Older When...

When you start saying to your child, "When I was your age...." and then you cover your mouth and say, "Oh my GOD what just came out of my mouth!!!"

 

Something just went CLICK!...and you realise it was you.

 

Motrin is now my drug of choice.

 

You throw a stick for your dog - and it's back before your arm's recovered!

 

You realize that partying two nights in a row is too much.

 

Pah!

That's nothing ... it's when you realise that you'd sooner stay home and clean the cooker than go partying ONE night in a row ... :mickey:

 

You know you're getting older when pieces fall off your body and you don't even remember what they were used for.

Wait! Maybe that's after you've died....... I don't recall.

 

You know you're getting older when people video you trying to sort out a deckchair.

 

You know you're getting old when you find yourself actually wanting to sort out a deck chair

 

You know you're getting old when xmas seems to come about every 6 months.

 

You know you're getting old when you have a FAVOURITE deckchair!

 

You know you're getting REALLY old when you can't find the deck anymore :2thumbsup:

 

.....and even if you find it by chance, you can't climb onto it without grunting......

 

You know you're getting old when you can no longer remember being diagnosed with Alzheimers ...


(Or should this one be in the "it's so not right" jokes thread??)

 

You know you're getting old when you can tuck your tits in your knickers!

 

Yeah.... Kinda "It's so not right"

 

We are supposed to be wearing knickers?! Ooops!

 

Ohhh Aeri;what's the point of you buying those super-absorbent high waisted reinforced pop-button bum grabbers [phwooar!] if you're going to let the wind whistle through?

 

When you go to take a piss,reach down to unzip and they're already unzipped because you forget to zip up last time. And then trying to remember where you've been with 'em unzipped.

 

when you go shopping with a friend and they drop you off at the door before parking when you didnt even ask them to