You know you're an Aussie when...

You mean you do other thing too?

 

Oh sure. We drink nothing but beer, while wearing thongs and cooking shrimp on the barbie.

 

its unfortunate, but australian society is becoming as screwed as the mainstream american lifestyle. All the women look like skanks, have no respect, do drugs and drink to much and have the mental capacity of a fish (dont go into species lol)

 

^^ **shrieks in suprisement**

thats a bit harsh Gina.

 

Correct me if i'm wrong. But if you know this about all the women in OZ, doesn't that make you sound like kinda a skank yourself? You must really get around.

Don't be such a tool. Australia is a great place to live but, with the problems of many nations including, (halfwits like you) people who make stupid, generalising statements about a population when it's more like a sample

 

sorry, i am young and unfortunately the age group i hang around with isnt full of such hope. i, however, observe from a distance, the behaviours of my peers and "shreek with surprise"

i dont deny the greatness of our country, its just the mainstream youth and full of it

 

A lot of today's youth are a bunch of arrogant arseholes, i give you that. It used to be the excuse that that's, what people do at their age. I think that's bull. Add drugs and booze and it's even worse. I think a lot of the problem is that kids are bored. When i was at school, sport for instance, was compulsory. These days, it's optional. Turn up if you want. With all this spare time kids get silly. They should be out more playing sport, participatiing in something or rather. Unfortunetely, a lot aren't easily that motivated, a lot of people don't care. Fortunetely though, there are souls that do, this is where the hope for a better way lies.

 

you know you're aussie when you get up in the morning craving vegemite
the vegemite addicted

 

You know you're an Aussie, when you have a formal party to go to, and your idea of a fancy outfit is to leave the sleeves on the flannie?

 

When you activly hate Asians.

 

Oh here we go. Feel like getting on your soapbox do ya? Why you're so good and we're so bad. Piss off, heard it before.

 

What have Asians done to you? I am glad I heard about feng shui. Maybe you should visit the Japanese gardens in Cowra. There is a strong sence of peace and tranquility visiting these gardens.

 

Uhh... yeah, I don't know what a soapbox is, but I want one now! Wait, do I already have one? I'll bet this is part of some Asian scheme to take over the world.

 

^ Hahahahaha! Owned! ...I'm bored...

 

Heh, you're bored because Asians controll the media and make it all bad.... Or is that Jews? Either way, they deserve to be kicked out of our country.

 

Wait, are you calling me Asian? When i say soapbox, i mean, you're going to get on your high horse and go on about how mean us Aussie's are to Asian's blah blah, how we are racist and all that. Just because we want tighter borders, less immigrants, does not mean we are racist. Protecting our country is paramount, if you have a problem with that, then you have a problem with 95% of the country. For instance, those who voted against the Tampa a few years ago. The majority of Aussies feel the same way on the issue.

 

Hahahhahahahahaha, dude, I don't care if they're here or not.... And yes, I WAS calling you Asian, stupid chink. hehehe.

 

Oh how i love an ignorant person first thing in the morning. I suggest, to rid yourself of this trait, you read a book. By the sounds, you don't do much of it.


Also, you may well think you're psychic, but i'm not Asian you moron. I'm a blue eyed, blonde (with black streak), white chick. How about using that brain you were born with. It's not just a five letter word you know.

 

Hah, you have NO sense of humour. You MUST be Asian, I refuse to believe a white person would be so dull. Hehehe. Oh yeah, and books are evil too, burn them all!

 

Hell yeah, shes either a damn chink or a nazi