You know you're an alcoholic when..?

Discussion in 'Potent Potables' started by AceK, Jun 4, 2013.

  1. AceK

    AceK Scientia Potentia Est

    you go to multiple liquor stores in a day so that you don't look like such a drunk at one particular store...
     
  2. shwillybug

    shwillybug Guest

    Hahaha dude, I dont give a fuck. We used to buy all our beer at one store then take the cans back to that same store, so we had money to buy some beer.
     
  3. la Principessa

    la Principessa Old School HF Member

    If you're a member of the Rewards program at the liquor store.
     
  4. oxyqueen

    oxyqueen Member

    Your local bartender greets you by name and pours you a drink of "your usual" upon entering.
     
  5. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam _|=|-|=|_

    A 15 min work break sounds like the perfect time to do a couple of shots.
     

  6. Hahaha... yeah, that's a good one.

    I used to do that. lol.
     
  7. hippiemomma22

    hippiemomma22 Member

    You start drinking other people's half beers because the party ran out of alcohol
     


  8. ewww


    Okay... you wake up the next morning (at your own house) and you're out... so you start looking at your empty containers for a sip or two..

    Yuck yuck yuck.
     
  9. la Principessa

    la Principessa Old School HF Member

    You panhandle money for booze, telling people you need the money for diapers for your kids or whatever.
     

  10. Hahaha....

    the few times I have panhandled I've always pulled into a gas station and pretended I needed gas money to get home....
    could make $40 in like 15 mins that way...

    (haven't done shit like that in years and not usually for booze but yea... haha, good times) ;)
     
  11. la Principessa

    la Principessa Old School HF Member

    Haha nice. I've never panhandled before but my sister was quite good at it. She'd manage to get quite a few oxys that way.
     
  12. Yeah, it would usually be a group of us and the guys would stay in the car and the girls would go get the "gas money"... lol :D
    worked pretty well.

    the funniest thing though was a guy once was like "i'm gonna give you girls twenty bucks but ONLY if you admit what it's really for...and i'm serious... just tell me and ill give it to you"
    so we told him and he gave us $30 instead of $20. lolz.
     
  13. la Principessa

    la Principessa Old School HF Member

    Lmao, what did you tell him it was for?
     

  14. Bags of dope. lol. Which it was. (we weren't gonna tell him at first but he was like "seriously tell me I already know what it's for".. hahaha

    He was like "I knew it...thank you for not telling me it's for fucking gas...here's an extra ten"...
     
  15. la Principessa

    la Principessa Old School HF Member

    Lol well it worked out in your favor.
     
  16. oxyqueen

    oxyqueen Member

    You stand in line with others waiting for the liquor store to open for the day,
     
  17. Ranger

    Ranger Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    at 3am
     
  18. odonII

    odonII O

    Reading some of these posts - I know I'm not an alcoholic.
     
  19. la Principessa

    la Principessa Old School HF Member

    I got drunk tonight- still am a bit, but I don't understand how anyone could be an alcoholic. Drinking straight liquor sucks. It tastes nasty. My fiance's mom would drink Skol (the cheapest brand) straight and idk how anyone could drink something that tastes like rubbing alcohol. Maybe it's just because I have a sensitive stomach.

    Anyway, I did better when I used to do pills. You feel good right away with no nausea unless it's the first time you've ever done it.
     
  20. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam _|=|-|=|_

    The best cure for a hangover you can think of is to drink more.
     

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