You know you're an aging hippie when...

when you lean over and tie your shoes, then look around and ask yourself, "wonder what else i can do while im down here?"

 

When everyone riding/driving faster than you is a maniac and everyone going slower than you is a wanker.

 

When you remember this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6P7g_qz2OU"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6P7g_qz2OU

 

When you wear slip on shoes instead of shoes that tie....

 

when you KNOW there were two slip-on shoes when you took them off,but........

 

I'm Guilty Of Both Of These Today....



Tears Glen.

 

Awwwww...don't think of it as 'age',Honeybunny-think of it as 'experienced in life'.

 

This Is Why Iv'e Been A Fulltime Barefooter For Over 6 Years...:2thumbsup:

Tis Hard, Even For An Old Fart, To Forget Where You Left Your Feet....



Cheers Glen.

 

Ah Glen-the problem comes when you glance behind you and see footprints leading away from places you don't recall going into.........

 

This Is Why Every Time I Make A Purchase, I Insist On A Printed Receipt,

Then When I Get Home, I Can Settle Back In My Favourite Easy Chair,

With A Cup Of Hot Coco, And Relive The Day....



Cheers Glen.

 

.......and then think "I really should have put some water in this cocoa.....now where did I leave the kettle?".......

 

I Just Want To Back Up Here For A Second Pudgy, This Is So True, A Few

Days Ago Some Little S**t In A WRX Went Ripping Past Me, And My Response

Was "F***in Maniac".... Then Yesterday There Was This Guy In A Toyota

Tarargo People Mover Doing 40kmh In A 70kmh Zone, So I Blasted Him

With My Air Horns....

I Solved That Problem Real Quick....



Cheers Glen.

 

Y'see Glen?

I'm not merely a love-puppet!

Nail-Head-Hammer.

VOILA!

[and you'll find you're not alone in your thinking/reactions,Sweetpea]

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4kWLUnorTU"]Pat Paulsen Editorials (Smothers Brothers Comedy Hr,1967/68) - YouTube

 

I use my shotguns to tickle rabbits.

 

I ain't never getting old.. Thats why i am a hippie

 

You know you're an aging hippie when...

..the cops call you "sir" and sound like they mean it.

 

My get up and go has got up and went...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J0Q5SMTEM0"]Pete Seeger - Get Up And Go - YouTube

 

i had a thought about the title of the thread, and i realize its really funny to read the posts and i thought "just how far back can i remember and who did i remember" i did the quick math, as the people im going to refer to arent alive anymore to ask,...but if your 60+, and happen to live in the U.S., its quite likley you have spoken to a great grandfather and great grandmother that were alive during the civil war, maybe 5 or 10 yrs old, but alive with the memories, at least in my case, my great grandfather was 99 when he died.....that made me fell aging to say the least

 

when you get a new mobile phone with something called android...which you thought was a type of robot....and you try to send a text on it-and find you've taken a photo of the cat's arse instead!