You know you're a stoner when...

you know your a stoner when you try and use your room key card to pay for something and they ask what floor your staying on and you say 420 when its really 24

 

You know you're a stoner when you go to the store to get something to munch on and when you get there you...........................................







Uhhhmmm, what were we talking about again?

 

Surprised not to see this one, guess its only me

You know your a stoner when your driving outside and smell a skunk and go "damn, thats dank"

 

When you're planning to help your friend clean his house, and you say 'damn man, I wanted to start cleaning but I just don't know where to quit.'

 

When you have this

 

When your cat smells smoke on you and starts trying to eat your vest.

 

When you try and take down flo the robot murderer from progressive via wikepedia.

 

When you forget how you got the munchies.

 

You start to think that maybe, just maybe, Ancient Aliens is on to something.

 

When you go for a walk, and forgot why you went or how you got there

 

I do that ALL THE TIME. Not just with weed, opiates too. And methoxetamine? fuggetaboutit

 

Get the hell out of my yard!

 

such a pretty yard.

 

Only 25 Years Old, And Already A "Grumpy Old Man"....

Tis Sad....



Cheers Glen.

 

Fine hang out in my yard.. damn kids, always up to no good...

 

"is this OKCupid message from a real woman or a malicious, phallus swinging imposter?"

 

OH THANK YOU! I apologize ahead of time if your flamingo goes missing :angel:

 

Enjoy it can grant wishes.

 

you forget stuff so often that you get embarrassed by how much you forget stuff and you stop forgetting stuff as a result.. that's the level i'm at, kiddies

 

This..."I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before..."