You know you're a stoner when...

When you light up next to cops on 75th st and Amsterdam avenue while furthur is playing behind uou

 

Haha, i've realized weed and studying/homework don't mix well for me...

About a week ago i had a massive package of questions to do, and they were beyond boring and i had no motivation to finish, so i was like "well maybe if i smoke a little it'll make it more fun and bearable" and so i did... a few minutes later i was baked, picked up questions, and was like "fuck it" then fell asleep

Then the next day i had a massive english essay to write (i actually had 2 weeks to write it, but being the lazy stoner i am i waited until the night before it was due to start) and i was completely stumped, so i thought if i smoked a little i'd be able to write a little better, but i've learnt that when it comes to weed i can't just smoke a "little" so... the next thing i knew, i was baked off my ass again... picked up the pen, looked at my paper, and said "Ah, fuck it" then ended up watching Half Baked while fulfilling my munchies

I ended up writing the essay a week later and lost a shit ton of marks... lol

 

When Hipforums is set as your default webpage...

 

you are not only a stoner but youre awesome too because you smoked up before school then left your binder and redbull at home did it this morning!! hahha

 

If you thinks that makes you awesome you're deluded. :sifone:

 

"You know you're a stoner when..."


Whut?

 

when you have pizza delivery saved in your list of contacts on your phone

 

when you made an application to help you grow weed


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You know you're a stoner when you forget what you were talking about.

You know you're really a stoner when you forget what you were talking about, but only because you've forgotten that you hadn't been talking.

And you know you're really, really a stoner when you remember what you were talking about, but only because you forgot to forget.

 

lol rep+ if it will let me. that's great

 

when you have several plastic bottles with a bowl and clear burnt into them lying under your bed...

 

when your bong has a bong (and that bong has a bong and that bongs' bong has a bong...)



[not me by the way!]

 

When you can't go to sleep at 2:19 am because you smoked that much. Fast heartbeat

 

fast heartbeat from weed?

lolz

 

Yeah man last night my heart was racing I was that blasted lol it was pounding and that only used to happen like first few times I smoked

 

Fixed

 

Haha naw nothing goes up my nose except for 2ce and I wish I had some of that

 

When you go into the stoners lounge and see this thread and think to yourself "hey, i remember i made a thread kinda like this one a long while ago" then click on it and realize "oh wait, this is my thread..."

 

when you have 12 spots of weed growing in the woods and 2 closets with 400hps going one a month and a few days and bubble hash bucket next to your bed a pile of stems in the firepit woodpile and random leaves sticking to clothes in public.

 

you know you're a stoner when you try to light your bong with your keys, and try to start your truck with a lighter.