You know you're a stoner when...

when you look out the window and watch crackheads for entertainment..

 

when you start every story with "this one time, I was really baked and..."

 

Your doing nothing and having fun

 

When you can't go 3 hours with smoking

 

You know youre stoned when your girlfriend is on the floor twitching, with yellow foam bursting from every oriface and you are scratching the walls down to your elbows.

 

When you are captivated by watching television shows about animal's habitats, hunting practices and mating rituals.


When weed no longer qualifies as a psychoactive drug when mixed with other drugs.

 

Story of my life! Crackheads are very entertaining, and the best part is that in their mind they are trying to act as normal as possible....but it's just not working.

 

When you put your cell phone in the freezer and then it takes you 2 house of tearing the house apart to look for it. Then you never really find it until you give up and go to the fridge to make yourself a nice cold glass of cool aid

 

when you put on your hoodie sweater backwards unknowingly and when the hood covers your face & head completely you sit there for a minute confused as fuck.

 

when yer changing yer bongwater more often than yer underwear

 

You know you're a stoner when your phone is connected to speakers, blasting music, and you cannot find it ANYWHERE. Lol, has happened to me plenty of times.

 

when you use your gas money to go pick up your dub

 

Lmfao, this exact thing has happened to me plenty of times as well

 

Lol il be like where the hell is my phone, oh it's plugged in playing the music that is blasting lol

 

"Hmm that was a pretty important conversation/realization/life-event today...I better get stoned and think about it."

^Basically, you know you're a stoner when you think better stoned.

 

^Nah, everyone knows you think better stoned :2thumbsup:

 

When you get up from your lazy chair and get startled by the sound of your lighter falling on the ground. You're only a stoner when this happens time after time.

 

Perfect! You should have stopped with that... :2thumbsup:

 

When you post threads like this: http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?threadid=448160

 

There was a thread with the same subject not too long ago. Same with the what made you start doing weed thread by the way :2thumbsup: