You know you're a stoner when...

Whut?

 

you know you're a stoner, when your trying to find your glass of rootbeer and it's in your hand the whole time

 

no

 

when you cant get stoned,

 

When the newbie loses the j and find it months later and first thought, dude is this still good? :ack2:

 

when you are looking for roaches and they are already empty

 

you know you're a stoner when you take a bite out of a sugar x-mas cookie put the cookie down get another one forgetting you already took a bite of one

 

When you blaze before work, during lunch break and after work.

 

when you can,t use any of your closets cause 3 is for weed growing and the fourth for guns and drying.

when ya gotta brush the weed crumbs of your clothes and bed.

 

cheese

 

When you're sitting at a blinking redlight waiting for it to turn green for 5 minutes and theres a cop behind you

 

ahhh yesterday i was smoking a bong on my front porch and a cop drove down the block. made me giggle.

 

When you spend more time figuring out the order / sequence of very simple activities than actually doing them. And then when you do them, you forget what order you decided on...

 

when you justify smoking weed cause you "need sleep" >.>

 

You know you're a stoner when you go grocery shopping one day and the next morning all the doughnuts n chips are gone.

 

uhh what was this topic again...