You know youre a stoner when...

I'm not trying to "educate" you with that, but I'd think through breeding long enough you'd know the effects of certain strains and how wildly they differ from others within certain genus' and know that not just Meth can make you industrious and energetic. That was my point. Marijuana doesn't simply make you sit on the couch and drool on yourself. If you want it to, you'll buy that strain and smoke it until you're drained and totally retarted on the couch watching Spongebob.

 

ah that reminds me of my friend ziggy everyone thinks hes a super stoner cus hes allways happy, laughs at everything, and sits on his ass all day watching cartoons when hes not working.

 

Yeah, but there are alot of strains within the Sativa genus that can make you both industrious and happy, in fact, I don't know of any strain that doesn't make you happy, besides Safillius Litra, or most of the other Mexican and lower-Texas plants. Those things make me depressed as hell. I don't know why anyone would buy that stuff, or how anyone could smoke it.

 

You know your a stoner when you come to work stoned and you look really happy...too happy to be at work. I did that once, a customer was like "my, your quite happy to be at work today." :wipes grin off face and continues with work as that did not just happen:

Also you know your a stoner when you write things while stoned and when sober the writings don't make much sense anymore....(Finding a paper with a bunch of stoned writing in a notebook with the first line being "I thow popcorn.")

 

i've done that so many times.... just sittin on the floor wavin a lighter and groovin with the music.


hmm... i know what i want to do tonight now

 

You know you're a stoner when you keep a clock on your "Stoner Stand" that is set to 4:20 and doesn't have any batteries in it.

 

*has many random rants on paper that were inspired by random stuff like the ending of Wolf's Reign, or grotesque lyrics that Vash sings in Trigun*

Interesting speculations I got there... and many mispellings. Also, I've been working on a poem for a little; it's not finished, but I refuse to work on it sober. *has been staying sober as his schoolwork was slipping because he is terrible with responsibility*

 

LMAO, I'm guilty of this one

 

you're a stoner when.... you name your pipes and bongs.

you're a stoner when.... you try and find places to have 'adventures'

you're a stoner when.... you try and find places to elude cops, and police helicopters.

 

You know your a stoner when you put raspberry tea leaves into your cereal, and start thinking about how nice it would taste if you could mix some pot leaves into it as well.

 

someone might have already said this one...but ill say it again if they did....

*You know your a stoner...when you smoke weed*

^Stupid and Obvious, but very true^

 

you know you're a stoner when you haven't smoked in two days and you're pulling your hair out.

 

You know you're a stoner when everytime you start a story it begins with "this one time when I was stoned...", even when you are telling a bed time story to your kids.


You know you're a stoner when you start using words like "pitch" in everyday language.

You know you are a stoner when you have more trouble concentrating when you aren't stoned then when you are.

 

You know you're a stoner when you realize what they tell you in school IS right. Drugs DO change you.

and you think it's for the better

 

hey cool, an index for how much you should smoke up. you get the time of the day, and put it into porportion to 4:20

though its not the most practical index. still its like.. could be used in something somehwere in the world im sure!

 

you know your a stoner when you read that last thing you wrote 5 times and still have no idea what you're talking about(like i just did)

 

You know you're a stoner when your geography teacher draws a diagram of elevation maps and your first thought is that it looks like a joint.

You know you're a stoner when... you're failing all your classes that come right after lunch. And you simply don't care.

 

You know you're a stoner when people say you're acting different than you usually are.... and you aren't stoned.

 

You know you're a stoner when you are too high to hold the pipe but you still want more so you get one friend to light, one friend to hold it, and one friend to hold you up.

 

You know you're a stoner when you came up with this sober:


I smoke too much weed
I drink too much booze
But what the hell,
I've got nothing to lose!