You know youre a stoner when...

When your wearing a shirt that says wake and bake with a pilsbury doughboy on top of the words, and someone tells you "sweet shirt man" and it makes you happy because you know that person is good friends with mary jane as well.

 

I know exactly what you mean man.

 

boo

you know your a stoner when you dream about getting stoned every night that you dont have any

 

you know you're a stoner when the rest of the class is on a field trip so you pull out your bowl and smoke in the open empty classroom

 

Originally Posted by carsick
when youre dieing of lung cancer





you know your addicted to cigarettes when this happens...

 

im saying this in a carm ,non serious voice,im not shouting and desperate to be right but what are you trying to say?? pot doesnt give you cancer? if you smoke pot youll become addicted to cigs and THEN get cancer?

 

i shouldnt have said this anyway, obviously you all know the consequences of your actions. i was in a bad mood and wanted to spread a little negitivity

 

show a case of where weed has caused cancer?

funny how statistics and facts can be thrown around but ive never seen a report of anyone getting lung cancer from smoking just weed (not smoking cigarettes)

you know your a stoner when you have pet names for all the places around school that you can go to smoke at

my friend has 'the ally' which is just a space next to a house, and 'the house' which is an old derelict kiosk for an old (what we suspect) lawn bowls club

my school has 'cyrus hill', a big hill behind a cyriate club, 'shit pit' a little nook where druggies and students go (as is 'the house' from all around, but also leave the place in horrible shape. and 'powerhouse' which is actually just a big power box right next to the school which you can stand behind and no one really will see you

just thought id share

 

You know you're a stoner: when lunch is all about attitude adjustment and not eating.

 

LOL.. this is just stupid (and im sorry if i offend you), but what the hell is this, if you smoke pot youll become addicted to cigs... I used to smoke cigs before I smoked pot, not like in a regular basis, but ocassionally, and after I started smoking pot I stoped smoking cigs.. I just thought that there's no point to it.

 

I smoke cheeba and I would never touch a cigarette thats nasty. I know some people that have used pot to help them quit cigarettes. Then they would stop smoking pot as much, and wouldnt crave cigs at all. Since pot isnt physically addictive.

And if your like me and only toke up only on the weekends, then ur chances are slim and none.

 

i think im confused

 

...after your finnished with you bong theres no water left.

 

You know you're a stoner when you use money to buy books for college on a fat load of bud instead that you'll smoke before you go to the classes that you don't have the books for

 

I thaught that was a crack head prob

 

You hide under the covers to hosd in the smoke cause its our last dube. Whene you recycle hits in your shirt they say maryjuana effects your???????????????????????uhmm oh yea memory

 

yes and you have an electric stove to light your bowel

 

your weed starts to smell like burning nose hair

 

or at least use4 the back pages to role a spliff

 

yor standing over a bleeding body with rocks in your hands<let he without sin cast the first stone><people in glass houses shouldnt throw stones > or if yu work at the rock queary