You know youre a stoner when...

you know your a stoner when you find plants growing in the back yard and had no idea they were there.

 

or, You know your a stoner when all your stories begin with. Dude, this one time i was so high...

 

...when suddenly realize that Alfred Hitchcok just is the coolest guy!

 

ahahaha always happenes to me

 

lol dude what sort of stoner wouldnt realise they had cannabis in their yard

you know your a stoner when "I CANT REMEMBER WHAT LIFE WAS LIKE BEFORE I SMOKED WEED FOR THE FIRST TIME!"

as a friend of mine emotively proclaimed

 

i love those stoned moments when youre thinking of something, and it totally makes sense at the moment, then you think about it some more, and your train of thought gets totall off course, and after about what seems like 5 minutes of thought but actually is about 15 seconds, you have NO idea what you were thinking, or how it made sense, but it amused you and made sense anyway. hahaha and people ask what youre laughing at and you cant explain it.......

that always happens to me and my crazy mind

 

you know your a stoner when half way throu..............................

 

you know you're a stoner when you think your vynil player has a mind of its own.....that rebelious bastard!

 

you know your a stoner when u dont remember what u did yesterday

 

You know you're a stone when at 4:20 on 4/20 it happened to be Easter and you skipped your family dinner to burn

 

then i must be a "stone"! hahha

 

you know youre a stoner when you whats 'finding nemo' for the 7th time and you still dont get it...

 

When you have about 5,000 altoids tins and no mints.

 

When your pipe collection goes into double digits......

when you realize one of your posters has been sideways for the past four years and you just now notice it........(noticed my one of my bob marley posters is supposed to be turned another way...:& )

....or when you have about 1000 film containers and no camera.......

 

You know your a stonr when u and ur friends are sitting around in a basement talking about how you all need airplanes because you live kinda far apart, and like could drive the airplanes to school, and that we would have to do drills every sunday, and then just start listening to Dark Side of the Moon and forget about the planes

 

you know you're a stoner when you roll a j then smoke it then eat cheddar blasted goldfish then lick your fingers....and it it's the best thing you have ever tasted

 

you try to count how many people's legs have walked past you but then gets too confusing

 

Reminder: thsi thread is about being a stoner, not being stoned

You know your a stoner when people make a statement about your love of weed at every introduction you get

 

...you get confused in the woods.

 

when youre dieing of lung cancer